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Started by Korea, March 10, 2009, 06:24:26 AM

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Lettow77

 Despite what languish insists, while I don't desire women _much_, I desire men not at all. The overwhelming majority of the time it looks like it'd be really disgusting- a truly harrowing experience. The ideal is certainly a blushing pale maiden who looks away and expresses reluctant consent more out of affection than any desire, perhaps while her eyes glisten with hidden tears.

I am just blessed not to have much in the way of impulses of the flesh. Maybe that contributes to my laziness? Well, not that I mind it..
It can't be helped...We'll have to use 'that'

katmai

Quote from: garbon on May 12, 2012, 12:12:47 AM
Oh I'm sorry. I forgot I wasn't ever supposed to say something cheerful or positive. :mellow:

Don't you ever let it happen again.  :mad:
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Jaron

Quote from: Lettow77 on May 12, 2012, 12:46:14 AM
Despite what languish insists, while I don't desire women _much_, I desire men not at all. The overwhelming majority of the time it looks like it'd be really disgusting- a truly harrowing experience. The ideal is certainly a blushing pale maiden who looks away and expresses reluctant consent more out of affection than any desire, perhaps while her eyes glisten with hidden tears.

I am just blessed not to have much in the way of impulses of the flesh. Maybe that contributes to my laziness? Well, not that I mind it..

Do you desire me....
Winner of THE grumbler point.

Lettow77

 Um, aren't you some class of hispanic yankee? Naturally not, uh. Hispanic women, even, are more VILE and DEFILED with their LECHEROUS WAYS, what with their OVERT and NOISY culture.

edit: And that's unbecoming, Jaron. You should desire only to strengthen your relationship to the Heavenly Father and seek to understand what his plan for you is in the holiest of states.
It can't be helped...We'll have to use 'that'

Jaron

Quote from: Lettow77 on May 12, 2012, 02:07:58 AM
Um, aren't you some class of hispanic yankee? Naturally not, uh. Hispanic women, even, are more VILE and DEFILED with their LECHEROUS WAYS, what with their OVERT and NOISY culture.

edit: And that's unbecoming, Jaron. You should desire only to strengthen your relationship to the Heavenly Father and seek to understand what his plan for you is in the holiest of states.

:ultra:
Winner of THE grumbler point.

Lettow77

 I mean, there's nothing wrong with being a hispanic yankee. There is room for most types of people in the earth! I am sure you can do valuable service to the Church. Did you know the Church enjoys some of its greatest growth in South America?
It can't be helped...We'll have to use 'that'

Jaron

Winner of THE grumbler point.

The Brain

America enjoys what grows in South America.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

katmai

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Lettow77

Much of South America has a climate that could support much more tea growing than it actually does. They insist on making coffee instead, just because it is a higher paying crop and has a long history in the region. how vulgar :(
It can't be helped...We'll have to use 'that'

Jaron

They also grow the legendary acai berries. It is said that one handful is enough to sustain a grown man for an entire day.
Winner of THE grumbler point.

HVC

I haven't gone to bed yet. Today's ginna be a long day :(
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

CountDeMoney

Quote from: garbon on May 12, 2012, 12:43:36 AM
Quote from: The Brain on May 12, 2012, 12:30:43 AM
Have sex with him and then beat him up. It's the Languish way.

:D

That poster is so not here anymore!

Oh fuck, I miss that guy.

Tamas


garbon

Yay for racist stereotypes?
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.