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Caliga

#16260
May 11, 2012, 03:16:18 PM
Why is it that every place I work there has to be an extremely difficult, stubborn Russian woman who I have to deal with, but is not in position I control (and can therefore fire)?  This is time it's a dumb useless IT whore at one of our JV subsidiaries. :frusty:
0 Ed Anger Disapproval Points

Razgovory

#16261
May 11, 2012, 03:30:11 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 11, 2012, 11:11:48 AM
:mellow:

Dadism is form of art.  It's similar to absurdism.  While Absurdism is often funny and intends to do the opposite of what you expect, Dadism doesn't take your expectations into account at all.  It's just random nonsense.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

The Larch

#16262
May 11, 2012, 03:35:37 PM

katmai

#16263
May 11, 2012, 08:52:36 PM
Carroll Shelby died today @ 89 :(
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Jaron

#16264
May 11, 2012, 09:20:49 PM
Quote from: katmai on May 11, 2012, 08:52:36 PM
Carroll Shelby died today @ 89 :(

:(




who?
Winner of THE grumbler point.

CountDeMoney

#16265
May 11, 2012, 09:55:35 PM
Quote from: katmai on May 11, 2012, 08:52:36 PM
Carroll Shelby died today @ 89 :(

A lot of limited edition Cobras just went up in value.

garbon

#16266
May 12, 2012, 12:07:02 AM
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

garbon

#16267
May 12, 2012, 12:07:21 AM
How did we get back Habs and Meri today? Is this Christmas?
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

katmai

#16268
May 12, 2012, 12:10:37 AM
Habs been back for few days :blurgh:
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

garbon

#16269
May 12, 2012, 12:12:47 AM
Oh I'm sorry. I forgot I wasn't ever supposed to say something cheerful or positive. :mellow:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

jimmy olsen

#16270
May 12, 2012, 12:19:31 AM
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Lettow77

#16271
May 12, 2012, 12:26:56 AM
wuah, my roommate said my opinion on a matter of hypothetical infidelity I said was open-and-shut clearly the man's wrongdoing didn't count because I didn't desire women and thus couldn't see things clearly.

I protested, but he said I did an excellent job of hiding it.

Embarrassing, roommate-kun :(

Besides, he's the one who can't see things clearly. An unseemly desire to spit your terrible lusts into a wretched spittoon can hardly be said to crystallize your vision.
It can't be helped...We'll have to use 'that'

CountDeMoney

#16272
May 12, 2012, 12:28:10 AM
Quote from: Lettow77 on May 12, 2012, 12:26:56 AM
Besides, he's the one who can't see things clearly. An unseemly desire to spit your terrible lusts into a wretched spittoon can hardly be said to crystallize your vision.

You should just go ahead and let him spit his terrible lusts into your wretched spittoon.

The Brain

#16273
May 12, 2012, 12:30:43 AM
Quote from: Lettow77 on May 12, 2012, 12:26:56 AM
wuah, my roommate said my opinion on a matter of hypothetical infidelity I said was open-and-shut clearly the man's wrongdoing didn't count because I didn't desire women and thus couldn't see things clearly.

I protested, but he said I did an excellent job of hiding it.

Embarrassing, roommate-kun :(

Besides, he's the one who can't see things clearly. An unseemly desire to spit your terrible lusts into a wretched spittoon can hardly be said to crystallize your vision.

Have sex with him and then beat him up. It's the Languish way.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

garbon

#16274
May 12, 2012, 12:43:36 AM
Quote from: The Brain on May 12, 2012, 12:30:43 AM
Have sex with him and then beat him up. It's the Languish way.

:D

That poster is so not here anymore!
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.
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