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CountDeMoney

#15870
April 26, 2012, 08:22:58 AM
Quote from: Valmy on April 26, 2012, 08:19:50 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 26, 2012, 08:17:59 AM
Fucking SharePoint.  Who's the genius that convinced companies to use this fucking shit?

Bill Gates?

Typical. :rolleyes:

Josephus

#15871
April 26, 2012, 08:30:52 AM
Quote from: PDH on April 26, 2012, 07:23:28 AM
Unlike in the movies, hookers never have hearts of gold.  Jesus once caught her trying to steal his cash when she thought he was passed out on the motel bed.

And books. My favourite hooker with the heart of gold is Sonia from Crime and Punishment.
Civis Romanus Sum<br /><br />"My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we'll change the world." Jack Layton 1950-2011

Malthus

#15872
April 26, 2012, 08:37:52 AM
Quote from: Jacob on April 25, 2012, 07:03:26 PM
Quote from: HVC on April 25, 2012, 02:47:10 PM
why do they have differeny scales?

Iguess it's to make a joke re kids are in debt of iphones

What's a cash horde?

The legions of fans of music legend Johnny Cash?
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Tamas

#15873
April 26, 2012, 09:00:07 AM
QuoteCoffee drinker's doesn't

how the hell can you teach English, dude? :P

jimmy olsen

#15874
April 26, 2012, 09:27:47 AM
Quote from: Tamas on April 26, 2012, 09:00:07 AM
QuoteCoffee drinker's doesn't

how the hell can you teach English, dude? :P
I rewrote what I wanted to say a few times and missed that when I was cleaning it up.

Anyways, I teach conversational English, not grammar. :P
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Habbaku

#15875
April 26, 2012, 11:54:08 AM
No one says "coffee drinker is does not" in conversation unless they're a Serb.
The medievals were only too right in taking nolo episcopari as the best reason a man could give to others for making him a bishop. Give me a king whose chief interest in life is stamps, railways, or race-horses; and who has the power to sack his Vizier (or whatever you care to call him) if he does not like the cut of his trousers.

Government is an abstract noun meaning the art and process of governing and it should be an offence to write it with a capital G or so as to refer to people.
-J. R. R. Tolkien

CountDeMoney

#15876
April 26, 2012, 11:57:38 AM
Quote from: Habbaku on April 26, 2012, 11:54:08 AM
No one says "coffee drinker is does not" in conversation unless they're a Serb.

Ees gud, no? For Moose ant Squivrel!

The Brain

#15877
April 26, 2012, 12:44:58 PM
Quote from: Tamas on April 26, 2012, 09:00:07 AM
QuoteCoffee drinker's doesn't

how the hell can you teach English, dude? :P

He teaches in Best Korea.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

CountDeMoney

#15878
April 26, 2012, 01:13:42 PM
Coinkydink?  I THINK NOT

Ed Anger

#15879
April 26, 2012, 04:22:12 PM
For Ide:

Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Grey Fox

#15880
April 26, 2012, 04:22:58 PM
Damn.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

Ed Anger

#15881
April 26, 2012, 04:34:49 PM
And this one if for Shelia, who loves churches. Behold! The ugliest church in the world!

Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Eddie Teach

#15882
April 26, 2012, 04:36:57 PM
What's so remarkable about that church?  :hmm: See 'em like that all the time.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Octavian

#15883
April 26, 2012, 04:44:43 PM
And here is Skjoldhøj church. The ugliest church in Denmark:



Built in 1984.
If you let someone handcuff you, and put a rope around your neck, don't act all surprised if they hang you!

- Eyal Yanilov.

Forget about winning and losing; forget about pride and pain. Let your opponent graze your skin and you smash into his flesh; let him smash into your flesh and you fracture his bones; let him fracture your bones and you take his life. Do not be concerned with escaping safely - lay your life before him.

- Bruce Lee

sbr

#15884
April 26, 2012, 04:44:51 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 26, 2012, 04:34:49 PM
And this one if for Shelia, who loves churches. Behold! The ugliest church in the world!

I suggest you Google that phrase.







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