The Off Topic Topic

[Eddie Teach]

To prep for the Chinese hordes he eats dogfood,

Must be a mistranslation, he's gonna need to learn to eat dog meat, not dog food.

[Ed Anger]

Watching an episode of Doomsday Preppers.

There's a Brave Texan using the alias "Mr. Wayne" who fears a Chinese economic assault. To prep for the Chinese hordes he enlists his Cuzzin Jessie, eats dogfood, makes his own wine, runs a bullet factory, shoots paper targets with pandas and maps of China as bullseyes, and lays minefields around his property. 

I love that show.

[Ed Anger]

HEY. I think I know that dude in the Ohio Doomsday Preppers segment.

[Josephus]

My nephew is in his early 20s, smokes a lot of pot and is a daddy to a one-year old great niece of mine.

[HVC]

My nephew is in his early 20s, smokes a lot of pot and is a daddy to a one-year old great niece of mine.

hopefully she's a great neice through your nephew and not another niece

He go to school or work? he can still grow out of it and become malthus

[Ed Anger]

HEY. I think I know that dude in the Ohio Doomsday Preppers segment.

Correction, I don't. After watching it, I don't want to.

IMMA GONNA HOLE UP IN MAH RETAIL STORE! Good thinking there dude. Enjoy the Negro waves coming from the west side of Dayton sloshing south in Montgomery county.

[FunkMonk]

HEY. I think I know that dude in the Ohio Doomsday Preppers segment.

Correction, I don't. After watching it, I don't want to.

IMMA GONNA HOLE UP IN MAH RETAIL STORE! Good thinking there dude. Enjoy the Negro waves coming from the west side of Dayton sloshing south in Montgomery county.

He said he's gunna kill dem unprepareds

[HVC]

HEY. I think I know that dude in the Ohio Doomsday Preppers segment.

Correction, I don't. After watching it, I don't want to.

IMMA GONNA HOLE UP IN MAH RETAIL STORE! Good thinking there dude. Enjoy the Negro waves coming from the west side of Dayton sloshing south in Montgomery county.

He said he's gunna kill dem unprepareds

hasn't he watched even one zombie movie? hordes beat loan nut in a store every time.

[Ed Anger]

HEY. I think I know that dude in the Ohio Doomsday Preppers segment.

Correction, I don't. After watching it, I don't want to.

IMMA GONNA HOLE UP IN MAH RETAIL STORE! Good thinking there dude. Enjoy the Negro waves coming from the west side of Dayton sloshing south in Montgomery county.

He said he's gunna kill dem unprepareds

I liked him panning for 6 dollars worth of gold. 

[FunkMonk]

I liked him panning for 6 dollars worth of gold. 

The nutter has his wife terrified and is ruining his children. Where is Ohio's Child Protective Services? 

[Ed Anger]

I liked him panning for 6 dollars worth of gold. 

The nutter has his wife terrified and is ruining his children. Where is Ohio's Child Protective Services? 

There are no bad people in Centerville. Just stuck up people.

[CountDeMoney]

So I took GangstaKitty to the vets for her rabies and distemper shots, and general Kitty Wellness check-up.

"So we have GangstaKitty for her shots?"
"Yes, and here's today's stool sample."
"Oh good, we'll take that."
"Yeah, and I tried to get the cat's as well."

*crickets, fog horn in distance*

Those people have no sense of humor at the end of the day.

[Ed Anger]

 

[Ideologue]

too-thin

Eh? Don't you like 90 lbers?

Not when they're 5'11"

Oh, yeah, I meant to mention, when'd you become a chubby chaser?

Just kidding.  Yeah, that'd be pretty fucked up.  5'0 and 90?  NOW WE'RE COOKING WITH MY ERECTION.

(120 hours left on the clock.)

[Ideologue]

You wouldn't think it'd be too terribly difficult to get a Bomber Command-style C1 roundel on a t-shirt, but you'd be, regrettably, quite wrong.

My new project is to get t-shirts with the insignia of all the air arms I like, with aesthetic quality and historical meaningfulness weighing equally.

Need:

1)US pre-1942.  On yellow?
2)US post-1942, (red circle removed, perhaps regarding potential misidentification with IJ aircraft, I dunno)., such as nuked Hiroshima.
3)RAF post-1942, because it's the roundel that burned Hamburg.
4)Either VVS from WW2.
5)Whatever Chiang's shitty air force was called because the emblem is awesome and, also, go RoC.

Want:

1)Fleet Air Arm Type B.

Want but are problematic:

1)Luftwaffe (a potentially awkward-to-explain association to the Nazis, since the Bundswehr Luftwaffe uses the Kaiserreich, Maltese cross insignia).
2)IJ (maybe, it looks too much like a Japanese flag and therefore I just look like a Lettow-esque dork with a hinomaru on his chest instead of a different, less offputting kind of dork, the kind that doesn't pretend to be blind or jerk off on his roommate's face while he sleeps).

Do not want:

1)Polish Air Force.  Lol.