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Razgovory

#12420
December 17, 2011, 08:33:39 PM
I thought the Dorsets were wiped out by the Inuits centuries ago.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Josquius

#12421
December 17, 2011, 10:20:43 PM
Today is my last chance to buy xmas presents. My attempt yesterday.....was a disaster, ended up at the 'big' mall which was just full of chappa slappers and their stores.
Bah. Hate christmas. Its too hard.
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jimmy olsen

#12422
December 17, 2011, 11:05:13 PM
Quote from: Tyr on December 17, 2011, 10:20:43 PM
Today is my last chance to buy xmas presents. My attempt yesterday.....was a disaster, ended up at the 'big' mall which was just full of chappa slappers and their stores.
Bah. Hate christmas. Its too hard.
Wha???
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Admiral Yi

#12423
December 18, 2011, 12:37:24 AM
People who slap chappas.

Eddie Teach

#12424
December 18, 2011, 12:50:23 AM
Tim wouldn't know what a chappa was if it slapped him in the face.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Josquius

#12425
December 18, 2011, 02:10:47 AM
A play on kappa slapper.
Chappa(tsu)=brown hair.
Those Japanese slappers with died brown hair, few clothes and freaky makeup.
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sbr

#12426
December 18, 2011, 02:20:57 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on December 18, 2011, 12:50:23 AM
Tim wouldn't know what a chappa was if it slapped him in the face.

I must be tired but I can't stop laughing. :lol:

jimmy olsen

#12427
December 18, 2011, 05:06:52 AM
Quote from: Tyr on December 18, 2011, 02:10:47 AM
A play on kappa slapper.
Chappa(tsu)=brown hair.
Those Japanese slappers with died brown hair, few clothes and freaky makeup.
No one not from the UK knows what that is Tyr, had to look it up on the net.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Admiral Yi

#12428
December 18, 2011, 07:21:38 PM
I am warm for the form of the Sprint chick.  Especially the laundromat scene.

Eddie Teach

#12429
December 18, 2011, 07:29:02 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmZmAIYhc7U

She seems a tad young for you.  :huh:
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Sheilbh

#12430
December 18, 2011, 08:51:06 PM
I'm writing a constitutional law essay.  It turns out I'm a flaming conservative :o :(

And very angry at Canada <_<
Let's bomb Russia!

Neil

#12431
December 18, 2011, 09:43:14 PM
You should be.  The Charter of Rights and Freedoms was the worst law that any English-speaking people has ever inflicted on themselves.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

Admiral Yi

#12432
December 19, 2011, 06:31:44 AM
Saw a pheasant fly across the interstate yesterday on the way to the mall.  First time I've seen a pheasant in the wild.

jimmy olsen

#12433
December 19, 2011, 07:10:31 AM
I just found out that Ramsses II was a redhead.

Lol, history says fuck you Sharpton.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

11B4V

#12434
December 19, 2011, 07:17:17 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on December 19, 2011, 06:31:44 AM
Saw a pheasant fly across the interstate yesterday on the way to the mall.  First time I've seen a pheasant in the wild.

Good hunting and eating too.
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