So, what happened to ebola?

[dps]

Did Martinus cure ebola, or have I missed something? Something about Canada?

Thread summation:  Timmay sucks, Marti sucks, the news media sucks, and Canada sucks but did cure Ebola.  However, the US bought the cure from them and probably won't let anybody else use it.

[Martinus]

Put it this way- if the vaccine was developed in the US, I wouldn't feel the need to mention that every time I brought it up. 

Weird.  Every time I talk on the telephone I say 'hello thank for using this American invented form of communication'.

As well you should.  Remind people we didn't *just* invent torture and racism.  We developed some good stuff as well.

What has America ever done for us?

[alfred russel]

Put it this way- if the vaccine was developed in the US, I wouldn't feel the need to mention that every time I brought it up. 

Weird.  Every time I talk on the telephone I say 'hello, thanks for using this American invented form of communication'.

Also, we invented the missionary position.

Aren't you people bunch of cinephiles? No one got the reference?

[MadBurgerMaker]

sbr just deleted it halfway though your sentence and emailed you back, asking you what you want.

[Norgy]

Put it this way- if the vaccine was developed in the US, I wouldn't feel the need to mention that every time I brought it up. 

Weird.  Every time I talk on the telephone I say 'hello thank for using this American invented form of communication'.

As well you should.  Remind people we didn't *just* invent torture and racism.  We developed some good stuff as well.

What has America ever done for us?

The aquaducts?

[alfred russel]

Put it this way- if the vaccine was developed in the US, I wouldn't feel the need to mention that every time I brought it up. 

Weird.  Every time I talk on the telephone I say 'hello thank for using this American invented form of communication'.

As well you should.  Remind people we didn't *just* invent torture and racism.  We developed some good stuff as well.

What has America ever done for us?

The aquaducts?

Nah, that was the Romans. Along with sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh-water system, and public health. 

[Eddie Teach]

Steamships. Light bulbs. The airplane. Microwave ovens.

[alfred russel]

Steamships. Light bulbs. The airplane. Microwave ovens.

Nuclear warfare too, but the world seems rather ungrateful on that score.

[Eddie Teach]

We may have given Japan a couple bombs, but the secrets of how to make more were taken from us. 

[derspiess]

What has America ever done for us?

Because of us you have Reagan (developed in the US) statues in Poland!

[jimmy olsen]

495 health care workers have lost their lives, a devastating loss, that will cripple the areas health care system for many years to come.

http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/ebola-virus-outbreak/ebola-kills-nearly-500-health-care-workers-n281801

[derspiess]

Also fewer people to take care of, which mitigates that loss a little.

[CountDeMoney]

Also fewer people to take care of, which mitigates that loss a little.

--derspiess, Sr VP, Public Relations
  Dead Nigger Storage, Inc.

[garbon]

Also fewer people to take care of, which mitigates that loss a little.

--derspiess, Sr VP, Public Relations
  Dead Nigger Storage, Inc.

He always sees the "silver" lining.

[crazy canuck]

Human testing of Canadian Made vaccine resume in Switzerland.

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/health-and-fitness/health/halted-swiss-study-of-canadian-ebola-vaccine-resumes-with-lower-dose/article22317965/