UK bans production of certain types of porn

[Duque de Bragança]

But seriously, what's the first stop in France on Eurostar? Calais? If the French have any clout, they would announce tax breaks there for the British porn industry. 

Most Eurostar trains go straight to Paris. Only 2 or 3 stop in Calais-Fréthun, out of 12-14 per day.
A Laissez-faire ambient would be better for porn I'd say.

[Crazy_Ivan80]

Why is pissing so dreadful? I can understand people not being interested but getting enraged about it seems very strange 

someone probably was suffering from kidneystones at the time...

[Barrister]

Why is pissing so dreadful? I can understand people not being interested but getting enraged about it seems very strange 

The legal climate here is getting increasingly bad for BDSM enthusiasts, this is not the first restrictive legislation they have faced.

Basically all of the proposed outlawed porn has to deal with themes of humiliation, power and control.  Pissing on someone easily fits those criteria.

[DontSayBanana]

Basically all of the proposed outlawed porn has to deal with themes of humiliation, power and control.  Pissing on someone easily fits those criteria.

And female ejaculation?  Banning that can only be justified by a fucked-up view of sex that is usually, ironically, caused by expectations being set more by viewed porn than by real-life sexual situations.

[CountDeMoney]

Basically all of the proposed outlawed porn has to deal with themes of humiliation, power and control.  Pissing on someone easily fits those criteria.

Sure, allow employers to do it in the workplace, but not not on your own terms on your own time.  Once again, corporations win.

[Malthus]

Basically all of the proposed outlawed porn has to deal with themes of humiliation, power and control.  Pissing on someone easily fits those criteria.

And female ejaculation?  Banning that can only be justified by a fucked-up view of sex that is usually, ironically, caused by expectations being set more by viewed porn than by real-life sexual situations.

The censors claim that is basically piss-porn. Which is banned.

Not that I agree with their premises, mind.

[The Larch]

A good friend of mine recently started dating a girl who turned out to be a big time squirter. He is utterly fascinated by it now.

Because sex just isn't messy enough.  Barf.

It is indeed messy apparently, according to my buddy the first time they had sex they had to throw the entire bed covers and linens to the laundry and sleep directly over the matress. 

[DontSayBanana]

It is indeed messy apparently, according to my buddy the first time they had sex they had to throw the entire bed covers and linens to the laundry and sleep directly over the matress. 

Truth.  Speaking from experience, when having a roll in the hay with a squirter, I can't strongly enough impress how good an idea it is to have a beach towel handy.

[Richard Hakluyt]

Why is pissing so dreadful? I can understand people not being interested but getting enraged about it seems very strange 

The legal climate here is getting increasingly bad for BDSM enthusiasts, this is not the first restrictive legislation they have faced.

Basically all of the proposed outlawed porn has to deal with themes of humiliation, power and control.  Pissing on someone easily fits those criteria.

I see.

Looks like the next State opening of Parliament might have trouble getting certification then 

[CountDeMoney]

It is indeed messy apparently, according to my buddy the first time they had sex they had to throw the entire bed covers and linens to the laundry and sleep directly over the matress. 

Truth.  Speaking from experience, when having a roll in the hay with a squirter, I can't strongly enough impress how good an idea it is to have a beach towel handy.

Barf.

Now, I once banged my girlfriend so hard (so well?) that she pissed herself, but I attributed that to the firepower of my fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL cock.

[DontSayBanana]

Basically all of the proposed outlawed porn has to deal with themes of humiliation, power and control.  Pissing on someone easily fits those criteria.

Oh, and the uniquely British "Fake Taxi" porn that involves either the driver or the passenger blackmailing the other into sex still passes muster.  Oh, UK.  Draft laws for safety against paper tigers... while in the cage with the real lions.

[Norgy]

Basically all of the proposed outlawed porn has to deal with themes of humiliation, power and control.  Pissing on someone easily fits those criteria.

Oh, and the uniquely British "Fake Taxi" porn that involves either the driver or the passenger blackmailing the other into sex still passes muster.  Oh, UK.  Draft laws for safety against paper tigers... while in the cage with the real lions.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who's watched "Fake Taxi". 

[Ideologue]

It is indeed messy apparently, according to my buddy the first time they had sex they had to throw the entire bed covers and linens to the laundry and sleep directly over the matress. 

Truth.  Speaking from experience, when having a roll in the hay with a squirter, I can't strongly enough impress how good an idea it is to have a beach towel handy.

Barf.

Now, I once banged my girlfriend so hard (so well?) that she pissed herself, but I attributed that to the firepower of my fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL cock.

And now we know thw difference between a surgeon and a butcher.

[CountDeMoney]

And now we know thw difference between a surgeon and a butcher.

As as fan of airpower, I'm sure you can appreciate the delivery of heavy unguided ordnance.

[Viking]

The one that sticks out to me as ridiculous is female ejaculation.  Welp, a bunch of British porn actresses just found themselves out of work.  Squirters need not apply.

I get the feeling that they've made a legislative finding that it doesn't exist.

From the Comments in the article Richard posted.  No idea on the validity of any of it.

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So basically Female Ejaculation here refers to the obvious attempt to claim that "no, she's not pissing guv, she's cumming". Given the premise that water sports are bad (not my thing though), that sort of makes sense.