UK bans production of certain types of porn

[alfred russel]

Okay, no reason to panic. I can survive this.

But if this legislation spreads to the Czech Republic and Hungary, or, I almost can't bring myself to consider the possibility, East Asia....

[Richard Hakluyt]

Why is pissing so dreadful? I can understand people not being interested but getting enraged about it seems very strange 

The legal climate here is getting increasingly bad for BDSM enthusiasts, this is not the first restrictive legislation they have faced.

To be fair it's never been great:
http://www.bailii.org/uk/cases/UKHL/1992/7.html

I know, but I always hope for progress and increased tolerance............been a disappointing century so far.

[Syt]

I presume that scat and vomit porn has already been banned in the UK before this new law? What about pregnant fetish?

[Valmy]

Penetration by any object “associated with violence”

But it is called a 'peacemaker'!

[Valmy]

I presume that scat and vomit porn has already been banned in the UK before this new law? What about pregnant fetish?

With them banning things like face sitting, they should be glad you can still masturbate in porn.

[Valmy]

Also, who is watching English porn?

I like slutty English women with trashy accents

But remember this also covers Scottish, Welsh, and Northern Irish porn...presuming that's a thing.

[Valmy]

(Americans make even BDSM look vanilla).

Even when it is all black guys?

[mongers]

Seems like there are more similarities between Putin's Russia and Cameron's England* than I thought.






* No longer convinced he wants to 'save the Union'.

[DontSayBanana]

The one that sticks out to me as ridiculous is female ejaculation.  Welp, a bunch of British porn actresses just found themselves out of work.  Squirters need not apply.

[Malthus]

Also, who is watching English porn?

I like slutty English women with trashy accents

But remember this also covers Scottish, Welsh, and Northern Irish porn...presuming that's a thing.

Irish porn: a pic of a bottle of booze.

Scottish porn: a pic of the money used to buy that bottle.

Welsh porn: a tape of a guy stealing both of the above.

[Eddie Teach]

Shouldn't the Welsh one involve sheep?

[Ideologue]

The one that sticks out to me as ridiculous is female ejaculation.  Welp, a bunch of British porn actresses just found themselves out of work.  Squirters need not apply.

I get the feeling that they've made a legislative finding that it doesn't exist.

[Monoriu]

Is female ejaculation involuntary though? 

[Ideologue]

Is male? I guess the answer is it depends.

[CountDeMoney]

Spanking and caning banned? There's a joke about English public schools in there dying to get out.

The Brits eliminating caning is like the Japanese eliminating rope, or the Germans eliminating latex.  It's their thing.