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Started by Martinus, December 02, 2014, 09:32:49 AM

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alfred russel

Okay, no reason to panic. I can survive this.

But if this legislation spreads to the Czech Republic and Hungary, or, I almost can't bring myself to consider the possibility, East Asia.... :cry:
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Richard Hakluyt

Quote from: Sheilbh on December 02, 2014, 09:57:39 AM
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on December 02, 2014, 09:55:43 AM
Why is pissing so dreadful? I can understand people not being interested but getting enraged about it seems very strange  :hmm:

The legal climate here is getting increasingly bad for BDSM enthusiasts, this is not the first restrictive legislation they have faced.
To be fair it's never been great:
http://www.bailii.org/uk/cases/UKHL/1992/7.html

I know, but I always hope for progress and increased tolerance............been a disappointing century so far.

Syt

I presume that scat and vomit porn has already been banned in the UK before this new law? What about pregnant fetish?
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Valmy

Quote from: Martinus on December 02, 2014, 09:32:49 AM
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Penetration by any object “associated with violence”

But it is called a 'peacemaker'! :(

Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Valmy

Quote from: Syt on December 02, 2014, 10:01:11 AM
I presume that scat and vomit porn has already been banned in the UK before this new law? What about pregnant fetish?

With them banning things like face sitting, they should be glad you can still masturbate in porn.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Valmy

Quote from: HVC on December 02, 2014, 09:46:00 AM
Also, who is watching English porn?

I like slutty English women with trashy accents :blush:

But remember this also covers Scottish, Welsh, and Northern Irish porn...presuming that's a thing.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Valmy

Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

mongers

Seems like there are more similarities between Putin's Russia and Cameron's England* than I thought.






* No longer convinced he wants to 'save the Union'.
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DontSayBanana

The one that sticks out to me as ridiculous is female ejaculation.  Welp, a bunch of British porn actresses just found themselves out of work.  Squirters need not apply.
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Malthus

Quote from: Valmy on December 02, 2014, 10:25:23 AM
Quote from: HVC on December 02, 2014, 09:46:00 AM
Also, who is watching English porn?

I like slutty English women with trashy accents :blush:

But remember this also covers Scottish, Welsh, and Northern Irish porn...presuming that's a thing.

Irish porn: a pic of a bottle of booze.

Scottish porn: a pic of the money used to buy that bottle.

Welsh porn: a tape of a guy stealing both of the above.

:P
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Ideologue

Quote from: DontSayBanana on December 02, 2014, 10:29:23 AM
The one that sticks out to me as ridiculous is female ejaculation.  Welp, a bunch of British porn actresses just found themselves out of work.  Squirters need not apply.

I get the feeling that they've made a legislative finding that it doesn't exist.
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CountDeMoney

Quote from: The Larch on December 02, 2014, 09:43:31 AM
Spanking and caning banned? There's a joke about English public schools in there dying to get out.

The Brits eliminating caning is like the Japanese eliminating rope, or the Germans eliminating latex.  It's their thing.