What is the Greatest State / Worst State

[Ideologue]

The most attractive woman I ever met was half-Filipina, half-white.

But to give the Slavs their due, Abigaile Johnson, Czech, is perhaps our most beautiful adult actress, after--or maybe ahead of--Sasha Grey.  Just ridiculously pretty.

[CountDeMoney]

Hottest #1 and #2 of all time that I ever met personally were both Iranian.  The Shah's monied cronies knew how to breed well and raise some fine goddamn daughters.   Allah Ackwoof.

[Norgy]

Is Romania really considered balkan?

The precise term for Former Yugoslavia + Albania is Western Balkans, so it'd make sense if Romania + Bulgaria are Eastern Balkans. Greece is just hanging down. :p

Greece; the limp dick of the Balkans. New country motto.

[Maladict]

While I've not been to Romania, I've interacted with a lot of Romanians via my work and found the following to be true:

1.  Romanians are very friendly
2.  It is apparently illegal for Romanian chicks to be ugly

I've been to Romania and I'm afraid I have to take issue with your second claim. 

[Maladict]

Greece is definitely balkan, and I can't accept any alternative. It is just too much fun to refer to them as balkan when i'm talking to greeks. 

Yes it is.
Just like casually mentioning you like their Turkish coffee.

[KRonn]

Of the states I've visited Mississippi was the dingiest and most run down looking.  Massachusetts (at least Boston metro) has the nastiest people and the shittiest weather.

I'm hard pressed to come up with a best state.

Our weather is not the worst!   

[Valmy]

I remember when I was in Boston and we were at a crowded bar and one woman said 'hey my friends will not be here for awhile if you want to sit here with me instead of standing there'.  I said 'hey thanks you Bostonians aren't so bad' and she said 'oh no Bostonians are assholes I am from Alabama' 

[KRonn]

I remember when I was in Boston and we were at a crowded bar and one woman said 'hey my friends will not be here for awhile if you want to sit here with me instead of standing there'.  I said 'hey thanks you Bostonians aren't so bad' and she said 'oh no Bostonians are assholes I am from Alabama' 

Stay out of my town!      See, we aren't so bad.   

[Syt]

On the Airzona hate:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/yezminvillarreal/things-you-only-see-in-arizona

Mmmmyeah .... no.

[PDH]

California is the greatest state, followed closely by Wyoming.  The worst state is California followed closely by Wyoming.

[celedhring]

Hottest #1 and #2 of all time that I ever met personally were both Iranian.  The Shah's monied cronies knew how to breed well and raise some fine goddamn daughters.   Allah Ackwoof.

I agree with that, dunno what kind of VISA restrictions you had in place for Iranians back then, but the ones that you allowed in the US sired some mighty fine female specimens. It's ridiculous.

Personally the hottest woman I've ever met was Zoroastrian; she told me that she could only marry another Zoroastrian, that you couldn't convert into it (damn!!!) and thus she only had 120 eligible suitors of suitable age in the whole US.

[Valmy]

You cannot convert?  Damn.  Sorry Spellus.

[Queequeg]

I think you can but it's a massively complicated process.


And pics.

[LaCroix]

http://www.mnn.com/lifestyle/eco-tourism/stories/hawaiis-not-the-happiest-anymore-guess-which-state-is-on-top

[Eddie Teach]

On the Airzona hate:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/yezminvillarreal/things-you-only-see-in-arizona

Mmmmyeah .... no.

That cactus mascot was pretty fetch.