In the long run, wars make us safer and richer

[crazy canuck]

If he goes to prison it will be because he Conned the wrong person.

[Malthus]

If he goes to prision, he can be just plain "Con".

As an undergraduate Conner studied writing at the University of Michigan.  In prison he could deliver:  prose and cons.

Politically, I suppose he's a natural Conservative.

He has been since his conception.

[crazy canuck]

If he goes to prision, he can be just plain "Con".

As an undergraduate Conner studied writing at the University of Michigan.  In prison he could deliver:  prose and cons.

Politically, I suppose he's a natural Conservative.

He has been since his conception.

Many thought his coniving nature made him a natural politician.

[grumbler]

Many thought his coniving nature made him a natural politician.

Not so; he was shy until he converted.

[grumbler]

These puns are very contrived.

[Malthus]

These puns are very contrived.

You have me convinced.

[derspiess]

One of the boys on ny son's basketball team is named Connor.  I dont know anyone named Conner. 

My son has a classmate named Connor.  One of many kids with last names as first names

[Valmy]

I tell you when BB becomes Lord Crown Prosecutor For Life you guys will pay for this.

[Valmy]

One of the boys on ny son's basketball team is named Connor.  I dont know anyone named Conner. 

My son has a classmate named Connor.  One of many kids with last names as first names

Well you cannot have the name O'Connor without there being some dude with the first name of Connor...or more probably Coneiailuchbor or whatever.

[Malthus]

I tell you when BB becomes Lord Crown Prosecutor For Life you guys will pay for this.

We are hoping for the much-coveted and little-awarded "triple head bashing smilie".

[Norgy]

If he gets a car, he'll cause Congestion. If he was American, he could run for Congress. And if he skips on his diet, he'll become Constipated.

Okay, I'm done now.

[Jacob]

I tell you when BB becomes Lord Crown Prosecutor For Life you guys will pay for this.

Are you saying there will be consequences?

[crazy canuck]

I tell you when BB becomes Lord Crown Prosecutor For Life you guys will pay for this.

Are you saying there will be consequences?

BB will not stop until he is content.

[Malthus]

I tell you when BB becomes Lord Crown Prosecutor For Life you guys will pay for this.

Are you saying there will be consequences?

BB will not stop until he is content.

And he will only be content when we conform.

[Norgy]

Constable, please make them stop!