How American are you? Take the alternative citizenship quiz!

Started by Syt, December 16, 2013, 12:54:30 PM

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Syt

In response to the "How British Are You" thread where I scored "Probably American".

http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/2012/0703/Are-you-a-Real-American-Take-the-alternative-citizenship-quiz/What-is-Bruce-Springsteen-s-song-Born-in-the-USA-about

I got 70% right.

Quote70 percent or higher? You're an American pop culture aficionado. What's more American than the Simpsons and a big ol' jar of mayonnaise, right?
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crazy canuck

I stopped after the second question about Big Macs.   I got the born in the USA question.  I havent eaten at Mcdonalds in over 20 years.  They serve burgers without tomatoes?   :x

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katmai

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Two of the ones I got wrong were food questions.  The Big Mac and Philly cheesesteak ones, specifically.

I got the mayonnaise question right.  I just used what I know about my people. <_<
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Caliga

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I guessed right that they wanted you to answer 'Cheez Wiz' for the cheesesteak question, but that answer is BULLSHIT.  A real Philly Cheesesteak should be made with provolone or American 'cheese'.
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katmai

Quote from: Caliga on December 16, 2013, 01:19:53 PM
91%

I guessed right that they wanted you to answer 'Cheez Wiz' for the cheesesteak question, but that answer is BULLSHIT.  A real Philly Cheesesteak should be made with provolone or American 'cheese'.

Yeah i got that one wrong because of that bullshit, that and mayo.
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