America's favorite beers

[Josephus]

Does Bud Light even count as beer?

How is American beer like having sex in a canoe?

They're both fucking pretty close to water.

Wow, you fucked up that joke! 

How is seeing Josephus tell a joke like watching a woman give birth?

They both look painful and neither makes you want to laugh.

OK.

This is Monty Python's version:

Only a virgin would mangle that joke so badly.

Ok:

I got this from here:

http://blogs.marketwatch.com/thetell/2013/02/27/is-american-beer-like-sex-in-a-canoe/

"American beer "is a little like making love in a canoe ...It's f***ing close to water," Hegelian Philosophy Professor First Bruce of the University of Woolamaloo


Explain to me how I mangled the joke.

[Richard Hakluyt]

 

I don't think that grumbler was expecting the Spanish Inquisition after he made his critical comment........

[derspiess]

Does Bud Light even count as beer?

How is American beer like having sex in a canoe?

They're both fucking pretty close to water.

Me likes tis water.

There is a lot better out there.  You ought to seek out something new.

[MadBurgerMaker]

I don't think that grumbler was expecting the Spanish Inquisition after he made his critical comment........

[katmai]

I don't think that grumbler was expecting the Spanish Inquisition after he made his critical comment........

Well he should of, he was there for first one.

[garbon]

What else would rum and coke be? 

Highball and/or mixed drink.

And I too thought Labatt Blue/Light would make it onto Vermont's list.

I thought a Highball was whiskey and ginger ale?

Nope, that'd just be an example of one.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highball

[Savonarola]

Does Bud Light even count as beer?

How is American beer like having sex in a canoe?

They're both fucking pretty close to water.

Me likes tis water.

There is a lot better out there.  You ought to seek out something new.

[derspiess]

And it's actually pretty well-made, to boot.  Totally unintentionally over the summer, I had one of those with a Hebrew National hotdog.  I don't think it turned me Jewish

[Josephus]

I don't think that grumbler was expecting the Spanish Inquisition after he made his critical comment........

NO ONE EXPECTS ...oh, he'll probably say I got that wrong too.