America's favorite beers

[Agelastus]

Harp...

Oh Yes. "Harp, Stays Sharp to the bottom of the Glass."

Or something like that.

[Eddie Teach]

In heaven, Valmy's gonna sit around drinking Harp Lager.

[Syt]

The face of Budweiser "Anheuser-Busch B" in Germany/Austria/Switzerland:

[Admiral Yi]

You know, for being the McBeeriest of beers, Bud has a damn good looking label.

[grumbler]

Does Bud Light even count as beer?

How is American beer like having sex in a canoe?

They're both fucking pretty close to water.

Wow, you fucked up that joke! 

How is seeing Josephus tell a joke like watching a woman give birth?

They both look painful and neither makes you want to laugh.

[Richard Hakluyt]

Its a very old joke. I suspect it was concocted by Sir Dinadan the Humorist on meeting the Connecticut Yankee and hearing of America's existence.

[Josephus]

Ok, wise guy, tell me your virgin and let's see how different it is than mine.

[Eddie Teach]

Its a very old joke. I suspect it was concocted by Sir Dinadan the Humorist on meeting the Connecticut Yankee and hearing of America's existence.

[citizen k]

I'm an American and I drink Paulaner Salvator. Stay German my friends.

[Savonarola]

Bud Light!

Overview of favorite beers (and cocktails/shots) per state:

http://intoxicationnation.forhangovers.com/#topbeers

I'm surprised that Labatt or Blue Light aren't in the top 3 for Michigan; those are ubiquitous throughout the state.

[mongers]

Ok, wise guy, tell me your virgin and let's see how different it is than mine.

Grumbler is just impersonating the bitter after taste of some American beers.

[Admiral Yi]

I get the feeling mongers has never tasted American beer.

[Razgovory]

I get the feeling mongers has never tasted American beer.

I'm willing to make a bet here and now that Monger has tasted an American beer at least once in his life.

[Admiral Yi]

You'll need to give me odds.

And BTW, when I win, i expect payment.

[Razgovory]

I don't know how the odds things you and Dguller work.