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Started by Syt, October 26, 2013, 12:56:29 AM

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Agelastus

Harp...

Oh Yes. "Harp, Stays Sharp to the bottom of the Glass."

Or something like that. :rolleyes:
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In heaven, Valmy's gonna sit around drinking Harp Lager.
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Syt

The face of Budweiser "Anheuser-Busch B" in Germany/Austria/Switzerland:

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Admiral Yi

You know, for being the McBeeriest of beers, Bud has a damn good looking label.

grumbler

Quote from: Josephus on October 26, 2013, 06:34:31 PM
Does Bud Light even count as beer?

How is American beer like having sex in a canoe?

They're both fucking pretty close to water.

Wow, you fucked up that joke!  :lol:

How is seeing Josephus tell a joke like watching a woman give birth?

They both look painful and neither makes you want to laugh.
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Richard Hakluyt

Its a very old joke. I suspect it was concocted by Sir Dinadan the Humorist on meeting the Connecticut Yankee and hearing of America's existence.

Josephus

Ok, wise guy, tell me your virgin and let's see how different it is than mine.
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Eddie Teach

Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on October 27, 2013, 03:17:32 PM
Its a very old joke. I suspect it was concocted by Sir Dinadan the Humorist on meeting the Connecticut Yankee and hearing of America's existence.

:ccr
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citizen k

I'm an American and I drink Paulaner Salvator. Stay German my friends.

Savonarola

Quote from: Syt on October 26, 2013, 12:56:29 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on October 26, 2013, 12:45:54 AM
Bud Light! :wacko:

Overview of favorite beers (and cocktails/shots) per state:

http://intoxicationnation.forhangovers.com/#topbeers

I'm surprised that Labatt or Blue Light aren't in the top 3 for Michigan; those are ubiquitous throughout the state. :Canuck:
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mongers

Quote from: Josephus on October 27, 2013, 03:51:17 PM
Ok, wise guy, tell me your virgin and let's see how different it is than mine.

Grumbler is just impersonating the bitter after taste of some American beers.
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Admiral Yi

I get the feeling mongers has never tasted American beer.

Razgovory

Quote from: Admiral Yi on October 27, 2013, 06:50:38 PM
I get the feeling mongers has never tasted American beer.

I'm willing to make a bet here and now that Monger has tasted an American beer at least once in his life.
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Admiral Yi

You'll need to give me odds.

And BTW, when I win, i expect payment.

Razgovory

I don't know how the odds things you and Dguller work. :(
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017