At last A Marital Guide Languish will Love

[CountDeMoney]

I think they're just new and remodeled locations, trying to cash in on the whole Diane Lane rom-com-drom theme.

[derspiess]

You got any parts still working? Could make a little scratch.

I'll make my own CdM Penis Soup, thank you very much.  And I'll slurp it.

Martha Rojas: It allows you to feel as if you are actually in Italy while dining. Definitely a plus.

Oh, Martha...

[garbon]

You got any parts still working? Could make a little scratch.

I'll make my own CdM Penis Soup, thank you very much.  And I'll slurp it.

Where's the money in that?

[CountDeMoney]

I'll make my own CdM Penis Soup, thank you very much.  And I'll slurp it.

Where's the money in that?

At the bottom of the bowl.   

[garbon]

[Ed Anger]

Night time snack: thrown up

[derspiess]

They have a history together.

[merithyn]

This made me think of you guys.

[garbon]

This made me think of you guys.

But sounds not true.

[Valmy]

I couldn't control my ex's compulsion to steal my identity and use that to borrow money but somehow I do not think this makes her a good woman 

[Admiral Yi]

This made me think of you guys.

A necessary but not sufficient condition.

[derspiess]

This made me think of you guys.

But sounds not true.

Uh, yeah.  How about, "if you feel no need to control your woman, you've found a good one"?

[CountDeMoney]

I couldn't control my ex's compulsion to steal my identity and use that to borrow money but somehow I do not think this makes her a good woman 

I found it remarkably easy to control the ex-girlfriend that tried to steal copies of my house keys without my knowledge by the proper application of pressure on both the jugular and carotid at the same time.

[Ideologue]

I don't like to mix business with pleasure.

[Malthus]

This made me think of you guys.

But sounds not true.

Uh, yeah.  How about, "if you feel no need to control your woman, you've found a good one"?

Better yet if your woman feels no need to control you.