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Started by Savonarola, October 01, 2013, 10:40:40 AM

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DGuller

#30
October 01, 2013, 04:58:18 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 01, 2013, 04:57:29 PM
Quote from: The Larch on October 01, 2013, 11:48:33 AM
Are Italian Americans from New Jersey the lowest rung of human society? Discuss.

They are a distant second to African poachers.  Slavs are third.
:hug:

Ed Anger

#31
October 01, 2013, 05:03:39 PM
Quote from: merithyn on October 01, 2013, 03:23:56 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 01, 2013, 02:57:20 PM
I'll just cut her money off.

Wait. Isn't she the one with a job? :hmm:

That I let her have.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Ed Anger

#32
October 01, 2013, 05:11:39 PM
I also beat my wife with wire hangers.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

jimmy olsen

#33
October 01, 2013, 05:36:10 PM
Quote from: Valmy on October 01, 2013, 02:14:40 PM
Quote from: derspiess on October 01, 2013, 02:13:54 PM
But, of course.  I can totally see how you arrived at that.

Well you pretty much shouted it from the rooftops there.
I assumed he was laughing at the cartoon.  :huh:
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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DontSayBanana

#34
October 01, 2013, 07:45:58 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 01, 2013, 04:57:29 PM
Quote from: The Larch on October 01, 2013, 11:48:33 AM
Are Italian Americans from New Jersey the lowest rung of human society? Discuss.

They are a distant second to African poachers.  Slavs are third.

Not so distant.  Have you seen how Jersey Italians decorate?  What do you think keeps the poachers in business?
Experience bij!

Eddie Teach

#35
October 01, 2013, 08:06:11 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 01, 2013, 04:57:29 PM
Quote from: The Larch on October 01, 2013, 11:48:33 AM
Are Italian Americans from New Jersey the lowest rung of human society? Discuss.

They are a distant second to African poachers.  Slavs are third.

Where do shareholders rank?
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

derspiess

#36
October 01, 2013, 08:20:56 PM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on October 01, 2013, 07:45:58 PM
Not so distant.  Have you seen how Jersey Italians decorate?  What do you think keeps the poachers in business?

:lol:  So it's not like Buca di Beppo, then?
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

CountDeMoney

#37
October 01, 2013, 08:24:16 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on October 01, 2013, 08:06:11 PM
Where do shareholders rank?

Somewhere down around your sense of humor.  Maybe God will take them all on a dare.

CountDeMoney

#38
October 01, 2013, 08:26:08 PM
Quote from: derspiess on October 01, 2013, 08:20:56 PM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on October 01, 2013, 07:45:58 PM
Not so distant.  Have you seen how Jersey Italians decorate?  What do you think keeps the poachers in business?

:lol:  So it's not like Buca di Beppo, then?

It's like Tuscany, in the Olive Garden style.

Ed Anger

#39
October 01, 2013, 08:27:12 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 01, 2013, 08:24:16 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on October 01, 2013, 08:06:11 PM
Where do shareholders rank?

Somewhere down around your sense of humor.  Maybe God will take them all on a dare.

:lol:
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

garbon

#40
October 01, 2013, 08:27:58 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 01, 2013, 08:24:16 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on October 01, 2013, 08:06:11 PM
Where do shareholders rank?

Somewhere down around your sense of humor.  Maybe God will take them all on a dare.

You got any parts still working? Could make a little scratch.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
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derspiess

#41
October 01, 2013, 08:31:13 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 01, 2013, 08:26:08 PM
It's like Tuscany, in the Olive Garden style.

That's where real Italians go to eat, you know.  The commercials say so.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

CountDeMoney

#42
October 01, 2013, 08:32:07 PM
Quote from: derspiess on October 01, 2013, 08:31:13 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 01, 2013, 08:26:08 PM
It's like Tuscany, in the Olive Garden style.

That's where real Italians go to eat, you know.  The commercials say so.

Apparently diners agree!

http://www.olivegarden.com/About-Us/Via-Tuscany/

CountDeMoney

#43
October 01, 2013, 08:33:10 PM
Quote from: garbon on October 01, 2013, 08:27:58 PM
You got any parts still working? Could make a little scratch.

I'll make my own CdM Penis Soup, thank you very much.  And I'll slurp it.

Admiral Yi

#44
October 01, 2013, 08:33:40 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 01, 2013, 08:32:07 PM
Apparently diners agree!

http://www.olivegarden.com/About-Us/Via-Tuscany/

"Tuscan farm house locations?"  Are those special, or is every Olive Garden a Tuscan Farm House?  :unsure:
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