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Started by Savonarola, October 01, 2013, 10:40:40 AM

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CountDeMoney

I think they're just new and remodeled locations, trying to cash in on the whole Diane Lane rom-com-drom theme.

derspiess

Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 01, 2013, 08:33:10 PM
Quote from: garbon on October 01, 2013, 08:27:58 PM
You got any parts still working? Could make a little scratch.

I'll make my own CdM Penis Soup, thank you very much.  And I'll slurp it.

:lol:

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Oh, Martha...
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garbon

Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 01, 2013, 08:33:10 PM
Quote from: garbon on October 01, 2013, 08:27:58 PM
You got any parts still working? Could make a little scratch.

I'll make my own CdM Penis Soup, thank you very much.  And I'll slurp it.

Where's the money in that?
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

CountDeMoney

Quote from: garbon on October 01, 2013, 08:45:54 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 01, 2013, 08:33:10 PM
I'll make my own CdM Penis Soup, thank you very much.  And I'll slurp it.

Where's the money in that?

At the bottom of the bowl.   :licklips:

garbon

"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Ed Anger

Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

derspiess

"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

merithyn

Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...

garbon

"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Valmy

I couldn't control my ex's compulsion to steal my identity and use that to borrow money but somehow I do not think this makes her a good woman  :P
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Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Admiral Yi


derspiess

Quote from: garbon on October 02, 2013, 11:52:34 AM
Quote from: merithyn on October 02, 2013, 11:46:02 AM
This made me think of you guys. :)



But sounds not true.

Uh, yeah.  How about, "if you feel no need to control your woman, you've found a good one"?
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

CountDeMoney

Quote from: Valmy on October 02, 2013, 11:53:52 AM
I couldn't control my ex's compulsion to steal my identity and use that to borrow money but somehow I do not think this makes her a good woman  :P

I found it remarkably easy to control the ex-girlfriend that tried to steal copies of my house keys without my knowledge by the proper application of pressure on both the jugular and carotid at the same time.

Ideologue

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Malthus

Quote from: derspiess on October 02, 2013, 12:49:33 PM
Quote from: garbon on October 02, 2013, 11:52:34 AM
Quote from: merithyn on October 02, 2013, 11:46:02 AM
This made me think of you guys. :)



But sounds not true.

Uh, yeah.  How about, "if you feel no need to control your woman, you've found a good one"?

Better yet if your woman feels no need to control you.  ;)
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius