The Cologne Thread

[Jacob]

I enjoy the scent of a woman.  Why a man would want to wear perfume is beyond me.

It might be cultural.  Most men here do not use cologne,  at least in my age demographic, and so I usually associate the smell of cologne with guys who are compensating.

That's probably reading more into it than there is; though without a doubt there are some people - men and women - who wear perfume in an obnoxious fashion.

IMO, you should only be able to smell someone's perfume if you are in very close physical proximity (i.e. when you'd enjoy the scent of a woman, even if she wasn't wearing perfume) or very very briefly in passing.

[derspiess]

Try sex panther. It is made with bits of real panther, so you know it is good.

Tried it.  It smells like a diaper full of Indian food.

I thought it smelled like Bigfoot's dick.


er... I mean, what they say Bigfoot's dick smells like.

[crazy canuck]

I enjoy the scent of a woman.  Why a man would want to wear perfume is beyond me.

It might be cultural.  Most men here do not use cologne,  at least in my age demographic, and so I usually associate the smell of cologne with guys who are compensating.

That's probably reading more into it than there is; though without a doubt there are some people - men and women - who wear perfume in an obnoxious fashion.

IMO, you should only be able to smell someone's perfume if you are in very close physical proximity (i.e. when you'd enjoy the scent of a woman, even if she wasn't wearing perfume) or very very briefly in passing.

That probably has something to do with it.  Whenever I smell the cologne it is being used by someone that is wearing way too much of it - hence the reason I can smell it.

[MadBurgerMaker]

AXE BODY SPRAY BABY











(real answer: Brooks Bros. Classic)

[Syt]

I use an odorless deodorant and when I feel fancy I use Fahrenheit.

[The Brain]

My natural scent attracts the females.

[Caliga]

Chanel Allure

I took this online quiz thing (I think it was at Macy's website) and it told me this is the cologne that would "suit me best".

[derspiess]

Chanel Allure

I took this online quiz thing (I think it was at Macy's website) and it told me this is the cologne that would "suit me best".

Well, there you go.  Who is to argue with a Macy's quiz??

[Caliga]

I suggested to Princesca that we swing by Sephora this weekend and she called me a homo.

[Malthus]

I suggested to Princesca that we swing by Sephora this weekend and she called me a homo.

Well, I guess she would know. 

[The Brain]

I suggested to Princesca that we swing by Sephora this weekend and she called me a homo.

Erectus?

[Caliga]

Not anymore, man.

[Caliga]

NOTA BENE:  Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[Malthus]

My natural scent attracts the females.

Perhaps, but most guys are picky about which species.

[Malthus]

NOTA BENE:  Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Nothing wrong with impotence?