Grumbler's Guide On How To Make Friends And Influence People

Started by mongers, August 02, 2013, 06:57:22 AM

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Ed Anger

Bloggers. It is a wonder she didn't post on Jezebel about the mean PATARICHY too.

Bitch needed a motorcycle helmet put on her head.
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Malthus

Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 02, 2013, 09:03:22 AM
When the next bombing event involves Dieskau 6-pdrs, grumbler's is going to be the first house hit.

What about if the next bombing event involves unopened wargames?  ;)
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

garbon

Quote from: Sheilbh on August 02, 2013, 08:46:45 AM
Okay. So boss calls police, police then have to choose to ignore potential terrorist plot or report it up the chain. There's nothing wrong with this story. Except for her moaning about it <_<

But it is so timely!
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

CountDeMoney

Quote from: Malthus on August 02, 2013, 10:31:09 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 02, 2013, 09:03:22 AM
When the next bombing event involves Dieskau 6-pdrs, grumbler's is going to be the first house hit.

What about if the next bombing event involves unopened wargames?  ;)

All my games are open, shithead.  How the hell else can I roll around in the maps all naked and stuff?

garbon

Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 02, 2013, 10:35:35 AM
Quote from: Malthus on August 02, 2013, 10:31:09 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 02, 2013, 09:03:22 AM
When the next bombing event involves Dieskau 6-pdrs, grumbler's is going to be the first house hit.

What about if the next bombing event involves unopened wargames?  ;)

All my games are open, shithead.  How the hell else can I roll around in the maps all naked and stuff?

Yeah please stop snapchatting me those.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Baron von Schtinkenbutt

Quote from: garbon on August 02, 2013, 10:39:09 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 02, 2013, 10:35:35 AM
Quote from: Malthus on August 02, 2013, 10:31:09 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 02, 2013, 09:03:22 AM
When the next bombing event involves Dieskau 6-pdrs, grumbler's is going to be the first house hit.

What about if the next bombing event involves unopened wargames?  ;)

All my games are open, shithead.  How the hell else can I roll around in the maps all naked and stuff?

Yeah please stop snapchatting me those.

CdM said we were exclusive. :mad:

Viking

Seriously, if the NSA or GCHQ or POT are going to spy on everybody I sort of expect them to use that info for something useful. Yes the government has people looking for potential terrorists. These people seem rather good at their jobs considering the conviction/successful attack ratio.

The thing was here in norway ABB was flagged by the POT based on electric surveillance and police informants inside extremist mileus and they did nothing. Not even the friendly knock on the door to make sure all the crazy loons realized that they were actually being watched. POT was collecting the information but wasn't doing anything with it.

I want the police to look into potential terrorists, I want them to profile to make sure their time is spent well and I the interaction this woman wrote about is precisely the interaction that should be happening from time to time. I want the police's profile to include lots of innocent people who can be ruled out by a simple investigation rather than permitting a grey area where potential murderers do exist but the police don't investigate.
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First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

derspiess

"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

garbon

"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

mongers

Quote from: grumbler on August 02, 2013, 08:56:29 AM
Thank Hod we've reached the point where we can draw public-policy conclusions based on an unsubstantiated blog entry.  The old days of sources, fact-checking, and editing made it virtually impossible to believe in black helicopters, the one-world-government conspiracy at the UN, and Bigfoot - and what fun was that?

Since this is a first hand account, what other information would need to be added to meet 'your standard'?
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

garbon

Most sightings of aliens are reported as first hand accounts. :unsure:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

grumbler

Quote from: mongers on August 02, 2013, 06:07:25 PM
Since this is a first hand account, what other information would need to be added to meet 'your standard'?

A second source would be good, and a publication in a new medium that engages in fact-checking would help.

But stories don't have to meet my standards for you to draw conclusions about public policy.  Feel free to continue to follow tabloid-journalism standards of evidence, and ignore that background noise (which is all the sensible people laughing at you).  Trust me - you can't hurt your rep at this point.
The future is all around us, waiting, in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.   -G'Kar

Bayraktar!

garbon

"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Malthus

Quote from: garbon on August 02, 2013, 10:39:09 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 02, 2013, 10:35:35 AM
Quote from: Malthus on August 02, 2013, 10:31:09 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 02, 2013, 09:03:22 AM
When the next bombing event involves Dieskau 6-pdrs, grumbler's is going to be the first house hit.

What about if the next bombing event involves unopened wargames?  ;)

All my games are open, shithead.  How the hell else can I roll around in the maps all naked and stuff?

Yeah please stop snapchatting me those.

What, the sight of all those hexagons too exciting for you?  :P
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Ed Anger

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