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Started by Siege, May 21, 2012, 06:41:18 PM

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Razgovory

#45
May 21, 2012, 07:53:51 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 21, 2012, 07:32:15 PM
Twat.

We usually just call them "Klansmen".
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Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Siege

#46
May 21, 2012, 07:57:18 PM
Quote from: Neil on May 21, 2012, 07:18:27 PM
Quote from: Siege on May 21, 2012, 06:41:18 PM
I want to name our baby Ariel (Lion of G-d), but my wife says Ariel is a female name here in America. How the hell did this happen? How come a manly hebrew name becomes a female name? This is ridicoulus.
Yeah, your kid would get his ass kicked.  Ariel is totally a girls name, because it sounds super-feminine.  It's been that way for the last 300 years or so, thanks to 17th century interpretations of Shakespeare.  Caleb is a hillbilly retard name, but at least it's a boy name.

His ass kicked?
My boy comes from a long line of swordwielders and tribal raiders.
He is going to jump out of the uterus in a fighting stance.


"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"

Valmy

#47
May 21, 2012, 08:05:27 PM
I think you can get away with being named 'Ariel' if you are Jewish right?  :hmm:
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Jaron

#48
May 21, 2012, 08:05:37 PM
Name him Moshe
Winner of THE grumbler point.

Valmy

#49
May 21, 2012, 08:08:20 PM
How about David?  :sleep:
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

11B4V

#50
May 21, 2012, 08:08:59 PM
Quote from: Valmy on May 21, 2012, 08:05:27 PM
I think you can get away with being named 'Ariel' if you are Jewish right?  :hmm:

Not in the US. another cool name is Raphael. Guess what, that was ruined too. Enter the Ninja Turtles.
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

11B4V

#51
May 21, 2012, 08:17:00 PM
Ilan
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

CountDeMoney

#52
May 21, 2012, 08:20:06 PM
Quote from: Siege on May 21, 2012, 07:57:18 PM
His ass kicked?
My boy comes from a long line of swordwielders and tribal raiders.
He is going to jump out of the uterus in a fighting stance.

Just name him Krav Maga Merkava.

Actually, sounds like a Disney song.  HAKUNA MERKAVA WHAT A WONDERFUL PHRASE

DGuller

#53
May 21, 2012, 08:30:47 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 21, 2012, 07:02:26 PM
You really ought to let the father have the option of naming the kid, Siege.

I'm sure it won't be De'Shaun or anything.
:lmfao:

Neil

#54
May 21, 2012, 08:43:50 PM
Quote from: Siege on May 21, 2012, 07:57:18 PM
Quote from: Neil on May 21, 2012, 07:18:27 PM
Quote from: Siege on May 21, 2012, 06:41:18 PM
I want to name our baby Ariel (Lion of G-d), but my wife says Ariel is a female name here in America. How the hell did this happen? How come a manly hebrew name becomes a female name? This is ridicoulus.
Yeah, your kid would get his ass kicked.  Ariel is totally a girls name, because it sounds super-feminine.  It's been that way for the last 300 years or so, thanks to 17th century interpretations of Shakespeare.  Caleb is a hillbilly retard name, but at least it's a boy name.
His ass kicked?
My boy comes from a long line of swordwielders and tribal raiders.
He is going to jump out of the uterus in a fighting stance.
Maybe you should move back to the Middle East, where that kind of tribal bullshit is tolerable.  That sort of person has no place in a modern society.
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katmai

#55
May 21, 2012, 08:48:35 PM
Quote from: derspiess on May 21, 2012, 07:20:25 PM
Caleb is pretty common among little boys around here. 

Re: Jewish names in general, my wife took a while to get used to their heavy usage in the US.  She thought every Rebecca or Jacob she ran into here was Jewish :lol:

Yeah what the hell is up with the pervasive invasion of Jewish names in our society  :mad:
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Caliga

#56
May 21, 2012, 08:51:59 PM
Quote from: Jaron on May 21, 2012, 08:05:37 PM
Name him Moshe
Whoops, I forgot... knew a Moshe too.
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derspiess

#57
May 21, 2012, 08:54:01 PM Last Edit: May 21, 2012, 09:07:20 PM by derspiess
Quote from: katmai on May 21, 2012, 08:48:35 PM
Quote from: derspiess on May 21, 2012, 07:20:25 PM
Caleb is pretty common among little boys around here. 

Re: Jewish names in general, my wife took a while to get used to their heavy usage in the US.  She thought every Rebecca or Jacob she ran into here was Jewish :lol:

Yeah what the hell is up with the pervasive invasion of Jewish names in our society  :mad:

:D

Choosing baby names was a bit of a chore.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

merithyn

#58
May 21, 2012, 08:58:35 PM
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...

MadBurgerMaker

#59
May 21, 2012, 09:00:43 PM
Just use a random name generator:  http://www.behindthename.com/random/

Checked "Jewish" and it spit out Yussel Ziv.  None of his classmates will know wtf.  Jewish Hippy Rapper came up with Solly Ezra.
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