Sexual domination is in vogue...so why the fuck am I missing it?

Started by CountDeMoney, May 11, 2012, 06:57:52 AM

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CountDeMoney

#75
May 16, 2012, 04:09:50 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 16, 2012, 04:07:55 PM
Quote from: Jacob on May 16, 2012, 12:19:11 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 16, 2012, 11:46:33 AMInvest in a leg spreader.

Hemp rope.

Just say no.

No shit.  Hemp?  Why not burlap sacks, too?  Fuck that.

Braided nylon FTW.

Jacob

#76
May 16, 2012, 04:34:44 PM
Hemp holds knots better than nylon.

Ed Anger

#77
May 16, 2012, 04:38:04 PM
And metal makes sure they can't run away.

Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Jacob

#78
May 16, 2012, 04:42:06 PM
I do not doubt the uses of your favourite implements  :bowler:

Ed Anger

#79
May 16, 2012, 04:46:31 PM
They go into the sexotorium, they don't come out.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

CountDeMoney

#80
May 18, 2012, 07:00:25 PM
You know, the movies make it look a lot easier trying to convince someone to be Friends With Benefits.  :mad: :mad: :mad: 

Ed Anger

#81
May 18, 2012, 07:59:03 PM
You didn't watch that Natalie Portman or Mila Kunis flick did you?
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

CountDeMoney

#82
May 18, 2012, 08:17:50 PM
Stupid Hollywood magic. :mad:

merithyn

#83
May 18, 2012, 09:06:04 PM
Quote from: Brazen on May 11, 2012, 07:46:16 AM
As it's impossible to find anyone who's superior to moi, I'll settle for young, poor and pretty.

Amen, sister. I'm lucky, though. My young, pretty poor boy is on his way to young, pretty and comfortable. :perv:
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...

Fireblade

#84
May 18, 2012, 11:17:41 PM
Quote from: Martinus on May 11, 2012, 01:01:51 PM
Quote from: Valmy on May 11, 2012, 12:58:19 PM
Quote from: Martinus on May 11, 2012, 12:52:42 PM
Actually, most submissives, whether gay or straight, are men.

How does the gay community address this dom shortage?

Poorly.  <_<

I'll beat the shit out of you if you buy me a plane ticket :)

Ideologue

#85
May 18, 2012, 11:33:51 PM
Hell, I'll buy the plane ticket.
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jimmy olsen

#86
May 19, 2012, 02:11:34 AM
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Ideologue

#87
May 19, 2012, 02:13:05 AM
Oh, you mean the song that concedes that Rihanna has no actual BDSM experience except for that one time with Chris Brown?
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jimmy olsen

#88
May 19, 2012, 02:15:22 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on May 19, 2012, 02:13:05 AM
Oh, you mean the song that concedes that Rihanna has no actual BDSM experience except for that one time with Chris Brown?
She's hot, good voice, that's all that matters.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Ideologue

#89
May 19, 2012, 02:42:36 AM
You could not be more wrong.
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Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)
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