{AAR} Ed's short attention span theatre.

[Ed Anger]

FFS

I WAS IN A HURRY.

[The Brain]

I farted just now. Silent. Smelly.

[Ed Anger]

You should have seen my bowel movement this morning. Fudge mountain landslide.

[The Brain]

Cool. I haven't had the honor yet today.

[FunkMonk]

It appears I didn't save the game after taking those screenshots. I SHOT JR.

Wait, so you're saying YOU trolled US? 

[Ed Anger]

It appears I didn't save the game after taking those screenshots. I SHOT JR.

Wait, so you're saying YOU trolled US? 

Unintentionally.

And after loading my last save (without the 70000 death army), I worked at getting decadence down into the 60's. ANAL ACKBAR!

[Ed Anger]

I found a bug. The 2 lesbian wives thing kept triggering. Even after they kill themselves. Undead lesbians? 

[Ed Anger]

I found a bug. The 2 lesbian wives thing kept triggering. Even after they kill themselves. Undead lesbians? 

And I don't think I'll be able to continue. Undead lesbian events get boring after the 5th time.

[grumbler]

Thanks for the AAR.  I enjoyed that.

[Ed Anger]

There might be a new one. I was able to start as one of those khan/dukes in the Horde, but when the game starts and 20 wars kick off, I quit.

I might try Saladin, or a decayed Fatimid start.

[Faeelin]

Try the Rum Sultanate in... 1077? It's a bit annoying as the Byzantines still have a doomstack, but fun.

[Ed Anger]

The Sultan of Maur...Marit.. Ah fuckit. The bit below Morocco.

The Sultan gets a suggestion from Allah. Name your son Siegebreaker:



Too old, too fat:



Dr Spock says spare the rod. The Sultan gets a switch.



WHAT A PUSSY.



Other shit. Lots of people were captured in battle. Lots of ransoms. The Steward steals, then returns the money. The Cousin of the Sultan rebels, and loses his titles and is banished. Tangiers kisses the Sultan's pinky ring.

[Ed Anger]

Also, there are Uday and Qusay sons.

[katmai]

  Mauritania

[Ed Anger]

Mauritania

Gesundheit.