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{AAR} Ed's short attention span theatre.

Started by Ed Anger, December 12, 2011, 06:38:37 PM

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Ed Anger

Baron Harkonnen Fatty McFatty might lose control and stampede his own troops to get to my delicious corpse.
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jimmy olsen

It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Ed Anger

Year of the Four Emperors

Hi Otho!



You are fucked!

The best Otho faction general:



The Danube legions start out lost alreadt to Vespasian. I also don't have National Morale to unlock the Dalmatian or Pannonia legions. So let's try to assassinate Macer, who is in rebellion in Carthage:



I recruit 3 units of marines, some Ponies and archers:



Next turn:



DIE DIE DIE DIE. 2 legions in Carthage will unlock in 4 turns.



Killing Macer boosts morale. So let's unlock the pannonia legion.



And recruit Gladiators



This gives Otho nearly 40000 men at Rome.



Also, a case of KC Masterpiece BBQ sauce is ordered.
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Valmy

Bah the Danube legions did not support Vespasian until Otho committed suicide.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Ed Anger

They may be locked in place for the Vespasian player like the Pannonia legions are for Otho.

Who knows? All I know is, I ain't getting them.
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Ed Anger

I play some more until Tamas Gypsy software crashes:

Fabius Valens appears at the Alpine Pass:



With 6 legions. Yay. Handsome is over to the right with 2 more legions. Imperator Fatty is nowhere to be seen.

Meanwhile, I move Otho to Milan to link up with some called up Auxiliaries and Cav. A Depot is built to support the army. Gaius Suetonius Paulinus will form another force at Verona with the Pannonian Legion, 2 units of Marines(about 12 cohorts worth) and a bunch of odds and ends scraped up.

A Legion from Africa and odds and ends scraped up will form a reserve at Rome itself.

I had a awesome screenshot, but the Matrix Games Beet software took it out when the game crashed. HungarianSoft games at its best.  :glare:
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Ed Anger

Quote from: Tamas on April 15, 2014, 03:42:50 AM
:rolleyes:

You've nagged us to buy your company's software. Now sit there and take the abuse when it crashes.
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PDH

Yeah, the barbecue sauce isn't getting any fresher, Beetalicious.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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"I'm pretty sure my level of depression has nothing to do with how much of a fucking asshole you are."

-CdM

Ed Anger

I wish Licinius Proculus would stop staring at me. Creepy ass portrait.
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PDH

His eyes should really be looking over to the left.  He is making sure when the barbecue sauce comes out he hands the fork to Vitellius.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

-------
"I'm pretty sure my level of depression has nothing to do with how much of a fucking asshole you are."

-CdM

Ed Anger

Part 3:

Otho smothers himself in BBQ sauce and goes on the offensive

Cisalpine Gaul:



Holland in Flames. Baron Harkonnen takes the pressure off in Swissland. I get a besieged legion out of there.



Harkonnen probes with some Germans. Otho kills Germans:



Otho goes to Gaul:



Up next:

I lose track of the turns and Otho is trapped in Gaul by the snows. Handsome shows up with a legion shadowing Otho. Meanwhile, a third scratch force is formed in Milan.
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Ed Anger

Part 4: I call Bullshit

That Cularo town surrenders to Otho:



I notice support in Italy waning for Otho. I've been paying attention to military matters. Wonderbread for all! Open the Twinkie factory up!



When the road opens back up over the Alps, I order Otho back to Cisalpine Gaul. The fucker marches on Massalia instead. What a maroon.



Primus appears!



Fuck Him. Paulinius has 40000 men in Verona waiting for the Danube legions to show up.

Otho and his starving army storms Massalia supported by 330 ships.



Game ends. Only 25 turns.



BULLSHIT.

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Ed Anger

Next AAR:

Caesar v Pompey (as Pompey)
Spartacus (as mr. Buttchin)
Caesar against Parthia (as Caesar)

You choose, I might listen.

Yes, I got the Parthia and Spartacus expansions with those 10 dollar off Easter coupons.
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PDH

I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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"I'm pretty sure my level of depression has nothing to do with how much of a fucking asshole you are."

-CdM