{AAR} Ed's short attention span theatre.

[Ed Anger]

Warlock AAR, or I've got a bone to pick with you:

Turn 40 something or whatever:

The Western part. Lichmere is the starting town. 2 AI wizards are in Yellow and Green-ish. Grumbleville is the navy town:



The East. Jaronpolis is full of short green people who will be used as cannon fodder. The Human town captured in the bottom corner has been renamed 'Mobtown' due to the fact there are Dazzling Urbanite...errrr Minotaur caves nearby. Mew is where useless things(bats) are recruited.



I pissed off the Keebler elves.

[Ed Anger]

Meanwhile in Grumbleville, Gauleiter Grumbler bores his citizens to death with long winded point by point retorts and sly ad homs:



In Mew, the fagg0try reaches frightening levels:

[FunkMonk]

Rename Shadowmill to Beet Field.

[Ed Anger]

Rename Shadowmill to Beet Field.

That is my gold mine city. No gypsy shall set foot in there. NOT ONE STEP BACK

Also, the dazzling minotaurs of Mobtown were last seen beating up goblins near the waterfront.

[FunkMonk]

Rename Shadowmill to Beet Field.

That is my gold mine city.

Rename Shadowmill to The Ohio State University

[Ed Anger]

Tresselville
Pryor's tattoo parlor
Art Schlichter's Haus of betting

[Ed Anger]

Warlock is a dry game. Drier than a Thanksgiving turkey. I feel like I'm going through the motions playing it. It needs....pizzaz. Or something.

[garbon]

Yeah I found the demo boring.

[Shade]

MP would spice it up...

[Maximus]

Looks like emo fantasy civ 5.

[Ed Anger]

It is supposedly set in Majesty's world. Which means giant rats set fire to everything.

I'll wring 10 bucks worth of entertainment out of it.

[Ed Anger]

The Battle of Gnomewall:

Being annoyed by the raids of that AI player, I decide to mount an amphibious invasion of Gnomewall.  First, the grumbler fleet is assembled off the city, and skeltons begin landing:



The battle quickly turns into Army of Darkness type farce as the AI doesn't do shit to help its city. Undead Reinhard Heydrich marches into "liberated" Gnomewall:

[Ed Anger]

Ed reviews the recent fantasy games:

Warlock. As I said, very dry. It lacks a soul.

Conquest of Elysium 3: Map sucks, UI sucks. Game is fine, but gets boring mid game.

[Ed Anger]

Final Verdict on Warlock: Not worth it at 10 bucks. Utterly generic and boring.

I may do an AAR on the muslim DLC for CK2, if i get off my ass and buy it. Saddam Hussien's dynasty will skullfuck the Byzantine's Emperor's skull in Constantinople.

[Ed Anger]

AAR CKII towelheads:

DERKA DERKA! A Fatmid AAR

Start is 1066:

First I gotta figure out the new shit. Okay, I want my strawberry level low:



It appears being all religious and giving titles away reduces that, along with assraping my neighbors. First, going to Mecca:



I also give the 3 sons more titles.

Then I decide after getting back from mecca(what a shithole!), it is time to assrape the Ethiopians:



Nubia and Axum quickly fold. From the household troops of the Caliph only. No vassals needed. LOL. Berry levels down to 8%.



OH, ED! You cheeky scamp.

Overseas, Norway grabs the English crown. Willie the Bastard is France's Marshal. Byzantium suffers civil wars. LOL.