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Started by Ed Anger, December 12, 2011, 06:38:37 PM

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Ed Anger

#180
March 12, 2012, 04:20:08 PM


I have now wrung every bit of humor out of that.
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Scipio

#181
March 12, 2012, 06:44:59 PM
I laughed so hard I cried, although that might be my allergies.
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Ed Anger

#182
March 12, 2012, 07:10:11 PM Last Edit: March 12, 2012, 09:15:42 PM by Ed Anger
Kaiser Adolf is faced by a conspiracy of Jews, Gypsies and Communists when he assumes the throne. However, his mercy towards a defeated count in the civil war grants him the title 'the Just'

HEIL HITLER!



I'm gonna milk this cow a bit more.
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Razgovory

#183
March 12, 2012, 07:19:14 PM
He has an ugly wife.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

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sbr

#184
March 12, 2012, 07:19:19 PM
Where's his wife from, she look Asian.

EDIT: :lol:  Asian, ugly, whichever.

Ed Anger

#185
March 12, 2012, 07:20:46 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on March 12, 2012, 07:19:14 PM
He has an ugly wife.

She's Polish. I am attempting to get Welf's into their line of succession.
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Drakken

#186
March 12, 2012, 07:23:03 PM Last Edit: March 12, 2012, 07:29:01 PM by Drakken
I hope your name your kids in honour of Magda Goebbels' kids, to honour their belonging to one-half of da master race like their real-life counterpart.

Ed Anger

#187
March 12, 2012, 07:27:12 PM
Reinhard Heydrich is up next hopefully.

I should have done this AAR at Paradox too, but those babies don't deserve such brilliance.
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FunkMonk

#188
March 12, 2012, 08:54:15 PM
 :lmfao:
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Habbaku

#189
March 12, 2012, 08:57:25 PM
Quote from: sbr on March 12, 2012, 07:19:19 PM
Where's his wife from, she look Asian.

:hmm:
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Ideologue

#190
March 13, 2012, 02:48:34 AM
How did you get him to wear the mustache? :D
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Ed Anger

#191
March 13, 2012, 08:44:49 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on March 13, 2012, 02:48:34 AM
How did you get him to wear the mustache? :D

:D

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Ed Anger

#192
March 13, 2012, 08:03:07 PM
Shockingly, the German lords weren't receptive of Adolf Hitler taking the throne. So the Billinugs clan in Brunswick raised the banner of rebellion, taking a third of the Reich with him, including two of the four Welf Dukes. However, the brave Kaiser took to the field with 15,000 loyal Germans (the L.A.H) and did put down the the rebellion. And the wise Adolf Hitler even let the Billungs remain alive. Heil Hitler! With peace at hand, he has consulted his wise advisor Albert Speer to do a round of construction in AH's home Bavaria.

Sadly, the 4 year civil war was too intense for screenshots. In other words, the meatbag playing the game was too busy to take a screenshot.
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Ed Anger

#193
March 14, 2012, 04:45:29 PM
The civil war has changed young Kaiser Adolf. And not in a good way.....



The constant threat of rebellion by lowly counts makes Adolf go angry.



The Danes, by being inoffensive, make Adolf cross and he decides that Holstein would make a perfect duchy for Prince Loki Welf. Never mind that it was held by some sucker in the Danish ruling family. The LAH is on the march!



BEWARE CAPET DOGS! The kaiser's subjects has 4 de jure claims on your shit!

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Ed Anger

#194
March 14, 2012, 06:15:35 PM
With the excommunication of Prince Loki Welf, Kaiser Adolf threw a massive fit, beat his wife Eva Piast and then raised an anti-pope in preparation of attacking the Papal Sates.



HOW MANY DIVISIONS DOES THE POPE HAVE?
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