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Started by Ed Anger, December 12, 2011, 06:38:37 PM

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Ed Anger

#210
March 21, 2012, 07:50:54 AM
The game has entered the stage where there is a race between being able to change the succession laws, and Kaiser Adolf II staying alive to do it. The lords of Germany DARE to nominate somebody other than a Welf.  :mad:

There is 6000+ gold saved up for the coming civil war anyways.

Rudolf Hess Welf must be able to succeed his father. WELF UBER ALLES!
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Ed Anger

#211
March 21, 2012, 06:07:29 PM
The age of Elected Emperors is over! The Welf golden age continues. The predicted civil war didn't not occur. Poland got antsy but an empty title and 90 gold quieted those curs.



HAIL KAISER ADOLF II! HAIL CROWN PRINCE RUDOLF HESS! HAIL THE BAVARIAN DYNASTY!

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Ed Anger

#212
March 21, 2012, 06:25:23 PM
Possible actions now that there is less internal turmoil:

Press Uncle Englebert Welf's claim on Byzantium
Attack the Moor in Spain
Actually Crusade for once
Invade Russia using fabricated claims


And no tim, I don't care what you think.
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jimmy olsen

#213
March 21, 2012, 11:38:12 PM
6000+ Gold! :o
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Ed Anger

#214
March 22, 2012, 05:24:18 PM
As the Empire Turns, 1245

The kaiser noticed a frostiness in the Empress. He lifted her robes and discovered a metal lock on her pussy. TITS OR GTFO! the kaiser demanded. So she got out.

Then the Kaiser checked Princesspussy.com and discovered....



OMG! 16 year old Queen Danish pussy! So he married said pussy and had 3 more sons, named after various nazis. Who are now in line for the Danish throne.



Meanwhile, the power of the empire was used on a helpless Russian Duke.



Which looked something like this:



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sbr

#215
March 22, 2012, 08:50:22 PM
 :D

Razgovory

#216
March 22, 2012, 08:51:19 PM
Princess Karin is a bit on the tubby side.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Ed Anger

#217
March 22, 2012, 08:53:53 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on March 22, 2012, 08:51:19 PM
Princess Karin is a bit on the tubby side.

She also has the 'ugly' trait.

Which didn't matter as she was Queen of Denmark, and her sons would be king. Welf sons. WELF UBER ALLES! HEIL HITLER!

*cough*
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Razgovory

#218
March 22, 2012, 09:09:00 PM
I found out that the ancestral home of the Welfs is the same as my family.  They founded the town of Ravensburg in Germany and made it their ancestral seat.  It is also where my family immigrated from in Germany to the US.  Due to the randy nature of royalty it's entirely possible you are playing my ancestors.  Hope that didn't ruin the game for you.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Ed Anger

#219
March 22, 2012, 09:12:07 PM
I'll keep an eye out for lunatic Welfs.

The Kaiser's brother, the Duke of Salerno is a flaming faggot.
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jimmy olsen

#220
March 22, 2012, 11:09:42 PM
What's the best way to get the other Dukes to vote you as Emperor?

It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
--------------------------------------------
1 Karma Chameleon point

Ed Anger

#221
March 23, 2012, 07:11:10 AM
No idea. Just give the dukes gold and titles and hope they vote for you.
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Pedrito

#222
March 23, 2012, 09:40:29 AM
I got Xes on your PICSes  :(

Except for the one with the death star bolt ray

L.
b / h = h / b+h


27 Zoupa Points, redeemable at the nearest liquor store! :woot:

Ed Anger

#223
March 23, 2012, 09:43:03 AM
They work for me. Imgur might be having problems.
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The Brain

#224
March 23, 2012, 10:05:51 AM
Pics only show nazi fanboi CK2 gameplay to me.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.
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