Trying to ignite a new exodus

[Jaron]

Hello all,

I am trying to bring in some fresh blood to the site via FB and recruiting some of my new Mormon friends.

Please be nice to them in the way only you of Languish know how. *cough cough*

Thanks,

J.

[Admiral Yi]

This is bound to turn out well.

[Darth Wagtaros]

Quiet you.  Someone had to bring new people here.

[Ed Anger]

Will they merge with lettow so that their progeny can liberate the south from space?

[Grey Fox]

Tell them to make sure they don't have russian or chinese IPs.

[Admiral Yi]

Quiet you.  Someone had to bring new people here.

No one here is more welcoming of newbs than I am.  Ask anyone.  I'm merely predicting that any Mormons will catch a ton of grief.

BTW Jaronimo, you ever going to fill us in on the new doings in your life?

[Ed Anger]

BYU football sucks*.

*Exception: JIM MCMAHON

[Razgovory]

Jaron is either trolling us or a sadist.

[Jaron]

Sure.

I got frustrated with my lack of opportunity in California, so I moved away in April of this year.

I moved to Provo, Utah. I've made a ton of friends and worked my way up to middle management in a Provo based software company. I've fended off several attempts to convert me to the LDS church, but all in all its been a good experience. I've gotten to experience a lot of things I've wanted to try for a long time: Living on my own, snow, trying my luck in a new city. I've met some interesting people out here, and its nice to stand out in some way being from out of state and so different than so many people here. I find they're a breath of fresh air to me and I to them.

I am still not making as much money as I'd like to be but what I earn goes a lot farther in Utah than it did in California.

All in all, I'm pretty happy with myself right now.

[Ed Anger]

Sure.

I got frustrated with my lack of opportunity in California, so I moved away in April of this year.

I moved to Provo, Utah. I've made a ton of friends and worked my way up to middle management in a Provo based software company. I've fended off several attempts to convert me to the LDS church, but all in all its been a good experience. I've gotten to experience a lot of things I've wanted to try for a long time: Living on my own, snow, trying my luck in a new city. I've met some interesting people out here, and its nice to stand out in some way being from out of state and so different than so many people here. I find they're a breath of fresh air to me and I to them.

I am still not making as much money as I'd like to be but what I earn goes a lot farther in Utah than it did in California.

All in all, I'm pretty happy with myself right now.

[mongers]

Sure.

I got frustrated with my lack of opportunity in California, so I moved away in April of this year.

I moved to Provo, Utah. I've made a ton of friends and worked my way up to middle management in a Provo based software company. I've fended off several attempts to convert me to the LDS church, but all in all its been a good experience. I've gotten to experience a lot of things I've wanted to try for a long time: Living on my own, snow, trying my luck in a new city. I've met some interesting people out here, and its nice to stand out in some way being from out of state and so different than so many people here. I find they're a breath of fresh air to me and I to them.

I am still not making as much money as I'd like to be but what I earn goes a lot farther in Utah than it did in California.

All in all, I'm pretty happy with myself right now.

Congrats Jaron.

[Jaron]

Thank you, my friends.

[Neil]

BYU football sucks*.

*Exception: JIM MCMAHON

And Brian Billick.

[Monoriu]

I for one welcome this initiative.  I pray that the new guys, if any decide to check this place out, will co-exist peacefully with the rest of us 

[CountDeMoney]

and its nice to stand out in some way being from out of state and so different than so many people here. I find they're a breath of fresh air to me and I to them.

I'm sure it is.  Just ask any black person.