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Started by Ed Anger, October 20, 2011, 07:39:49 AM

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PDH

#15
October 20, 2011, 09:36:43 AM
Forty only sucks if you let it.

Have to wife dress up like a cheerleader and you will feel at least 2 years younger (or two years more debased...)

Just make sure she doesn't do the the whole cheerleader route and drink 25 jello shooters and puke all over your car.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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"I'm pretty sure my level of depression has nothing to do with how much of a fucking asshole you are."

-CdM

Malthus

#16
October 20, 2011, 09:39:14 AM
Quote from: PDH on October 20, 2011, 09:36:43 AM
Forty only sucks if you let it.

Have to wife dress up like a cheerleader and you will feel at least 2 years younger (or two years more debased...)

Just make sure she doesn't do the the whole cheerleader route and drink 25 jello shooters and puke all over your car.

Hey, it's Ed. His wife probably *is* a cheerleader.  :P
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Razgovory

#17
October 20, 2011, 09:56:03 AM
Quote from: PDH on October 20, 2011, 09:36:43 AM
Forty only sucks if you let it.

Have to wife dress up like a cheerleader and you will feel at least 2 years younger (or two years more debased...)

Just make sure she doesn't do the the whole cheerleader route and drink 25 jello shooters and puke all over your car.

Ed I think you should seriously consider this one.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

crazy canuck

#18
October 20, 2011, 10:08:35 AM
Quote from: Malthus on October 20, 2011, 09:39:14 AM
Quote from: PDH on October 20, 2011, 09:36:43 AM
Forty only sucks if you let it.

Have to wife dress up like a cheerleader and you will feel at least 2 years younger (or two years more debased...)

Just make sure she doesn't do the the whole cheerleader route and drink 25 jello shooters and puke all over your car.

Hey, it's Ed. His wife probably *is* a cheerleader.  :P

Wife probably is and his mistress definitely is.

Richard Hakluyt

#19
October 20, 2011, 11:04:44 AM
Nothing wrong with 40, downhill all the way now  :cool:

KRonn

#20
October 20, 2011, 11:07:37 AM
You young whipper snapper! What are you complaining about? 40?! Bah...  ;)

sbr

#21
October 20, 2011, 11:14:30 AM
:cheers:

Ed Anger

#22
October 20, 2011, 11:15:59 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on October 20, 2011, 09:56:03 AM
Quote from: PDH on October 20, 2011, 09:36:43 AM
Forty only sucks if you let it.

Have to wife dress up like a cheerleader and you will feel at least 2 years younger (or two years more debased...)

Just make sure she doesn't do the the whole cheerleader route and drink 25 jello shooters and puke all over your car.

Ed I think you should seriously consider this one.

Wife is too tall for the cheerleader outfit.

There is always the nun outfit.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

The Larch

#23
October 20, 2011, 11:16:57 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 20, 2011, 11:15:59 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on October 20, 2011, 09:56:03 AM
Quote from: PDH on October 20, 2011, 09:36:43 AM
Forty only sucks if you let it.

Have to wife dress up like a cheerleader and you will feel at least 2 years younger (or two years more debased...)

Just make sure she doesn't do the the whole cheerleader route and drink 25 jello shooters and puke all over your car.

Ed I think you should seriously consider this one.

Wife is too tall for the cheerleader outfit.

There is always the nun outfit.

Too tall? Not a problem, she'll just show more leg. :perv:

Ed Anger

#24
October 20, 2011, 11:18:30 AM
Cheerleaders have to be in the 5 foot range. It doesn't work on a 5'8" person. Its just....weird.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

PDH

#25
October 20, 2011, 11:28:03 AM
Well, that does solve the problem of the jello-shooters.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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"I'm pretty sure my level of depression has nothing to do with how much of a fucking asshole you are."

-CdM

garbon

#26
October 20, 2011, 11:45:24 AM
So you having a joint party with Jos?
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Ed Anger

#27
October 20, 2011, 11:46:59 AM
Quote from: garbon on October 20, 2011, 11:45:24 AM
So you having a joint party with Jos?

No Geordies allowed.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

The Brain

#28
October 20, 2011, 12:58:28 PM
40? Get her on the pill already.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

FunkMonk

#29
October 20, 2011, 03:00:33 PM
 :lol:
Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.
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