Question about asswiping

[The Brain]

I wiped my ass 2 minutes ago.

[Zoupa]

I'm wiping my ass as you're reading this.

[Slargos]

i, too, am wiping my ass. eee pad ftw.

[Ideologue]

I'd like a bidet.  But it wouldn't be too useful, since I try to time my shits so I take a shower directly afterward.  Since it's only about once every three or four days, this isn't very difficult to properly schedule.  (Actually, there was a five day period recently and I was getting a little worried. : / )

My discipline is legendary.  I've used a public toilet for defecation thee times in the past decade.

I don't ordinarily wash my hands after urinating, because I don't touch anything other than my dick, which is clean, using my feet to flush, and so forth.  However, I will pretend to if there are other people in a public restroom.  But conversely to their assumptions, I assume they just whiz all over their hands and have no control.

[Barrister]

But it wouldn't be too useful, since I try to time my shits so I take a shower directly afterward.  Since it's only about once every three or four days, this isn't very difficult to properly schedule.

You do realize this is directly related to the utter lack of fibre in your diet, don't you?

[Ideologue]

But it wouldn't be too useful, since I try to time my shits so I take a shower directly afterward.  Since it's only about once every three or four days, this isn't very difficult to properly schedule.

You do realize this is directly related to the utter lack of fibre in your diet, don't you?

I eat fiber.  I have Cracklin' Oat Bran.  It's a fine product.

[Barrister]

But it wouldn't be too useful, since I try to time my shits so I take a shower directly afterward.  Since it's only about once every three or four days, this isn't very difficult to properly schedule.

You do realize this is directly related to the utter lack of fibre in your diet, don't you?

I eat fiber.  I have Cracklin' Oat Bran.  It's a fine product.

Then why do you only shit every 3-4 days?

[Ideologue]

My guess is a thorough digestive system.

Why, what's normal?

[The Brain]

Since it's only about once every three or four days,

[dps]

But it wouldn't be too useful, since I try to time my shits so I take a shower directly afterward.  Since it's only about once every three or four days, this isn't very difficult to properly schedule.

You do realize this is directly related to the utter lack of fibre in your diet, don't you?

I eat fiber.  I have Cracklin' Oat Bran.  It's a fine product.

Then why do you only shit every 3-4 days?

I took his post to mean that he only showers every 3-4 days.

[Barrister]

But it wouldn't be too useful, since I try to time my shits so I take a shower directly afterward.  Since it's only about once every three or four days, this isn't very difficult to properly schedule.

You do realize this is directly related to the utter lack of fibre in your diet, don't you?

I eat fiber.  I have Cracklin' Oat Bran.  It's a fine product.

Then why do you only shit every 3-4 days?

I took his post to mean that he only showers every 3-4 days.

A possibility I had not considered.

[Grinning_Colossus]

Keep wiping until the sheet comes back clear.

Keep digging until you find some residue.

[DGuller]

Since it's only about once every three or four days, this isn't very difficult to properly schedule.

No shit?

[Ideologue]

But it wouldn't be too useful, since I try to time my shits so I take a shower directly afterward.  Since it's only about once every three or four days, this isn't very difficult to properly schedule.

You do realize this is directly related to the utter lack of fibre in your diet, don't you?

I eat fiber.  I have Cracklin' Oat Bran.  It's a fine product.

Then why do you only shit every 3-4 days?

I took his post to mean that he only showers every 3-4 days.

No.

Although lately, God knows what difference it would make.

[Habbaku]

I smell bullshit.