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Question about asswiping

Started by Martim Silva, September 15, 2011, 11:12:00 AM

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Josquius

The thought of bidets makes me shudder. I`ve never used that function on my loo yet.
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Ideologue

I ate a bunch of my Cracklin' Oat Bran at your suggestion, Beeb, and now my stomach hurts.  Fiber is good for you?  Yeah, right.
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Brazen

Though we're a European nation of the non-bidet variety I feel unclean with loo roll alone. I have moist toilet wipes at home and will go to elaborate lengths to moisten some bog paper for the final sweep when out.

11B4V

I thought the title read, "Asswhipping". My bad.
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Caliga

This thread smells like another Martim setup to eventually conclude with "America sucks". :)
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garbon

Quote from: Caliga on September 16, 2011, 06:27:14 AM
This thread smells like another Martim setup to eventually conclude with "America sucks". :)

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merithyn

Quote from: Caliga on September 16, 2011, 06:27:14 AM
This thread smells like another Martim setup to eventually conclude with "America sucks". :)

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Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...