Question about asswiping

[Martinus]

As someone coming from a non-bidet culture I think it is a great idea. I hate toilet setups where you cannot lock yourself in a room with a sink for this very reason.

[Martinus]

Btw carrying moist wipes in your man-bag works wonders. 

I dont have the phobia about public toilets either.

[DGuller]

Btw carrying moist wipes in your man-bag works wonders. 

Can they be used to wipe shit off as well?

[alfred russel]

But it wouldn't be too useful, since I try to time my shits so I take a shower directly afterward.  Since it's only about once every three or four days, this isn't very difficult to properly schedule.

You do realize this is directly related to the utter lack of fibre in your diet, don't you?

I eat fiber.  I have Cracklin' Oat Bran.  It's a fine product.

Then why do you only shit every 3-4 days?

I'm guessing he doesn't get a lot of exercise.

[HVC]

I smell bullshit.

you wouldn't, if you used a bidet

[Martinus]

Btw carrying moist wipes in your man-bag works wonders. 

Can they be used to wipe shit off as well?

Speaking of which, an acquittance of mine once "came out" at a party by saying he often rubs one out at his office, in a toilet, and said that surely other people do it too. He was greeted by stone-cold silence.

[garbon]

How is it that Europeans spend so much time cleaning their ass, but still smell so bad?

+1

[Ed Anger]

[garbon]

MSil had a chat with the Venezuelan ambassador the other day and was laughing at America.

[Ideologue]

Btw carrying moist wipes in your man-bag works wonders. 

Can they be used to wipe shit off as well?

Speaking of which, an acquittance of mine once "came out" at a party by saying he often rubs one out at his office, in a toilet, and said that surely other people do it too. He was greeted by stone-cold silence.

I thought at first this was a malapropism, but on reflection...

[Siege]

I dont have the phobia about public toilets either.

Of course not. That's where you get your sex from random people.

[Malthus]

MSil had a chat with the Venezuelan ambassador the other day and was laughing at America.

While helping him to get his ass extra-clean?

[garbon]

MSil had a chat with the Venezuelan ambassador the other day and was laughing at America.

While helping him to get his ass extra-clean?

That's not my story to tell.

[garbon]

I dont have the phobia about public toilets either.

Of course not. That's where you get your sex from random people.

Fun but doing it around public toilets sounds rather gross.

[Eddie Teach]

Speaking of which, an acquittance of mine once "came out" at a party by saying he often rubs one out at his office, in a toilet, and said that surely other people do it too. He was greeted by stone-cold silence.

I thought at first this was a malapropism, but on reflection...

Marty's not a criminal lawyer. At least not usually.