The Cat Megathread

[FunkMonk]

I'll name my cat Pertinax, after one of the Roman Emperors in the Year of the Five Emperors. I'll call him Pert, or Bert, or Bertie for short. 

The Mewtorians just usurped your cats throne and has put it up for sale.

I'll name the next one Septimius Severus. 

[sbr]

at Ed

[Tonitrus]

I'll name my cat Pertinax, after one of the Roman Emperors in the Year of the Five Emperors. I'll call him Pert, or Bert, or Bertie for short. 

That should be 'Purrtinax'. 

[Ed Anger]

That was why he was overthrown. He was not punny.

[FunkMonk]

I'll name my cat Pertinax, after one of the Roman Emperors in the Year of the Five Emperors. I'll call him Pert, or Bert, or Bertie for short. 

That should be 'Purrtinax'. 

Yeah I thought of that but it was too cheesy even for me. 

[Ed Anger]

A new faction has formed. Pertinax wants more catnip faction.

[FunkMonk]

A new faction has formed. Pertinax wants more catnip faction.

Pertinax has been imprisoned! Off to the oubilette! Or the closet!

[Ed Anger]

Pertinax has been castrated.

[FunkMonk]

[Ed Anger]

Neither was Narses.

[PDH]

Neither was Narses.

And he said so in a high pitched voice.

Actually, for a little guy, Narses kinda kicked some butt.

[sbr]

It appears that my 9 year old cat, my youngest, may have bone cancer in his jawbone.  There is definitely something there, the biopsy won't be back for a week though.

[CountDeMoney]

It appears that my 9 year old cat, my youngest, may have bone cancer in his jawbone.  There is definitely something there, the biopsy won't be back for a week though.

Keep us posted.

[PDH]

It appears that my 9 year old cat, my youngest, may have bone cancer in his jawbone.  There is definitely something there, the biopsy won't be back for a week though.

Erp, hard to wait those things out.  My chubby cat is 12 now (at least, she was a pound cat), and I am worried she is getting old.

[CountDeMoney]

Yeah, I worried about Princess Sneakers of Monaco about getting old when she turned 12, too.  I wound up worrying for 6 more years. 

Try to keep her weight down, that's the most important thing you can do.