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Started by The Brain, April 18, 2010, 03:22:25 PM

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Ed Anger

Both bowel movements today were large 1 turd monstrosities that required only one wipe.
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Caliga

Quote from: Ed Anger on October 25, 2013, 07:57:31 PM
Both bowel movements today were large 1 turd monstrosities that required only one wipe.
Thanks for the update.
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Caliga

Quote from: Admiral Yi on October 25, 2013, 04:06:47 PM
I can't eat BK anymore.  Meat tastes soy-ish to me.  Wendy's has spoiled my palate.
Wendy's is better, I admit.  But I had a coupon. :(
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Caliga

Quote from: The Brain on October 25, 2013, 04:11:09 PM
In Sweden it is not uncommon to hear people order "woopers".
:lol:

When I was in college we had a BK at the student union.  One day I was in line there and this foreign girl ordered a "wooper".

BITCH BEHIND THE COUNTER: A what?
FOREIGN GIRL:  A wooper?
BITCH BEHIND THE COUNTER: Do you mean a WHOPPAH?
FOREIGN GIRL:  I think so?
BITCH BEHIND THE COUNTER:  IT'S CALLED A WHOPPAH, NOT A WOOPAH!  HEY EVERYBODY, SHE THINKS IT'S CALLED A WOOPAH!
*other employees start laughing*
*foreign girl looks embarassed and on the verge of tears*
*Cal examines her boobs and slinks away*
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Ed Anger

Quote from: Caliga on October 25, 2013, 07:58:14 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 25, 2013, 07:57:31 PM
Both bowel movements today were large 1 turd monstrosities that required only one wipe.
Thanks for the update.

I'm depressed.
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Eddie Teach

Are you sure she didn't order a whoopin'? Maybe you could have offered her one.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Caliga

Quote from: Peter Wiggin on October 25, 2013, 08:12:51 PM
Are you sure she didn't order a whoopin'? Maybe you could have offered her one.
I don't speak Foreign, so I guess it's possible. :hmm:
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CountDeMoney


Ed Anger

Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 25, 2013, 08:27:54 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 25, 2013, 08:03:35 PM
I'm depressed.

You're bored.  There's a difference.

I've been told I was depressed by the crack doctor Meri. As she knows everything, I'm depressed.

I've got my cure albums out.
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Barrister

Quote from: Ed Anger on October 25, 2013, 08:40:33 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 25, 2013, 08:27:54 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 25, 2013, 08:03:35 PM
I'm depressed.

You're bored.  There's a difference.

I've been told I was depressed by the crack doctor Meri. As she knows everything, I'm depressed.

I've got my cure albums out.

If you have The Cure albums out, there's no reason to be depressed. :thumbsup:
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The Brain

Quote from: Ed Anger on October 25, 2013, 07:57:31 PM
Both bowel movements today were large 1 turd monstrosities that required only one wipe.

I'm happy for you. My stool has been a bit loose the last few days, requiring heavy wiping.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

mongers

Quote from: The Brain on October 26, 2013, 01:58:24 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 25, 2013, 07:57:31 PM
Both bowel movements today were large 1 turd monstrosities that required only one wipe.

I'm happy for you. My stool has been a bit loose the last few days, requiring heavy wiping.

Bowl movements are a lot like the performance of a high-board diver.
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

sbr

Quote from: mongers on October 26, 2013, 08:39:08 AM
Quote from: The Brain on October 26, 2013, 01:58:24 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 25, 2013, 07:57:31 PM
Both bowel movements today were large 1 turd monstrosities that required only one wipe.

I'm happy for you. My stool has been a bit loose the last few days, requiring heavy wiping.

Bowl movements are a lot like the performance of a high-board diver.

Hoping for as small a splash as possible?

Eddie Teach

Went and bought groceries. Bought an apple fritter. Turned out to be cherry. FML.


(jk, cherry fritter wasn't bad)
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

garbon

Quote from: Peter Wiggin on October 26, 2013, 02:35:39 PM
Went and bought groceries. Bought an apple fritter. Turned out to be cherry. FML.


(jk, cherry fritter wasn't bad)

I went to the grocery store too. I bought lots of cheeses. They all look delicious!
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.