Why is Madonna getting so much hate for chain-adopting?

[Norgy]

Actually, what Madonna brings home is more like a black, live Tamaguchi.

[Neil]

Aww, so she IS a porker? I'm sorry.

Actually, my wife is rather lovely.  I just assumed you were indulging in Grallonesque misogyny (women=pigs).

[Razgovory]

Better question.  Why is Madonna always defended by gays.

[Caliga]

Better question.  Why is Madonna always defended by gays.

Hasn't she gone out of her way to court their affection?  I know Cher has done so, and I assume that's one of the reasons they love her so much.

[Korea]

We are lucky she even performs for us!! 

Anyway who is hating on Madonna?  I have no idea what you are talking about.

It's all the rave in the tabloids.

[Korea]

Well, I understand she went to Malawi wanting to adopt another kid, and she is getting flamed for that a lot. Plus, apparently local courts denied her the right to adopt some orphan because Madonna is "unfit to be a mother". 

I thought it was because she was not a resident of Malawi for 2 months...

[Korea]

It's a stupid publicity stunt by a has-been whack-job who is looking more & more like Skeletor each day.  That's enough for me to oppose it.

On the plus side, maybe she'd teach him a nice fake British accent

See, you are an idiot. First of all, Madonna is hardly a has-been - she has been the "in now" for longer than anyone else.

And besides, even if she is doing this for publicity (I don't think she is - I think she is acting out of some sort of a sense of duty to humanity and whatnot), the kid is likely to have a better life than any alternative he or she could have had in her shitty country. Why not appreciate that?

Yeah, I wish Madonna would adopt me. 

[Ed Anger]

Yeah, I wish Madonna would adopt me. 

I am looking to adopt. Would you call me daddy while wearing a schoolgirl outfit?

[Korea]

So she is a bit crazy. Ok, more than a bit crazy. But seriously. These kids live in like worst world shitholes, with most people having AIDS or dying of starvation or of some terrorist/rebels. These children have like one chance in a million to get a mother like Madonna - it's like winning a fucking lottery ticket.

So why are people all hating on her?

I think you may have described the reasons for the "hate". Some people find Madonna's adoptions morally questionable and less than good deeds. If Madonna really wanted to help, she wouldn't abduct little Mbombo Tmubmokekeke from his surroundings in Eastern Ebolaland, but rather invest heavily in his education and the social fabric around him in his native country.

Then again, all charity basically serves to make people feel good, and personally, I couldn't care less about Madonna's adoptions. However, for some people, the ones left behind are more important than little Mbombo who was SAVED by the grace of The Virgin-Like.

Well, supposedly she already donates ball loads of money to the Malawi orphanages.

[Korea]

Who's Madonna?

Madonna doesn't cut herself, whine in her songs or dress totally in black clothes. Therefore, she is invisible to Gay Fox.

[Korea]

Yeah, I wish Madonna would adopt me. 

I am looking to adopt. Would you call me daddy while wearing a schoolgirl outfit?

Sure thing, Daddy. 

[Ed Anger]

Yeah, I wish Madonna would adopt me. 

I am looking to adopt. Would you call me daddy while wearing a schoolgirl outfit?

Sure thing, Daddy. 

Call me Big Daddy. I'll be wearing a white suit and you can sit on my lap.

[The Nickname Who Was Thursday]

Yeah, I wish Madonna would adopt me. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcPkqJuZwxQ

[Korea]

Yeah, I wish Madonna would adopt me. 

I am looking to adopt. Would you call me daddy while wearing a schoolgirl outfit?

Sure thing, Daddy. 

Call me Big Daddy. I'll be wearing a white suit and you can sit on my lap.

Colonel Sanders?

(that's the first image that popped in my head when you said you'd be in a white suit)

[Darth Wagtaros]

It's a stupid publicity stunt by a has-been whack-job who is looking more & more like Skeletor each day.  That's enough for me to oppose it.

On the plus side, maybe she'd teach him a nice fake British accent

See, you are an idiot. First of all, Madonna is hardly a has-been - she has been the "in now" for longer than anyone else.

And besides, even if she is doing this for publicity (I don't think she is - I think she is acting out of some sort of a sense of duty to humanity and whatnot), the kid is likely to have a better life than any alternative he or she could have had in her shitty country. Why not appreciate that?

Sinatra and Mick Jaeger have been in longer.  So there.

Damn Poles.