NFL Season Week 1: Still Too Goddamned Hot Out For Concussions

Started by CountDeMoney, September 11, 2016, 09:18:15 AM

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Baron von Schtinkenbutt

#15
September 12, 2016, 01:37:02 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on September 12, 2016, 04:06:46 AM
Garoppolo looked really good in the win .

Secondary not so much, however they were playing against Arizona so it's understandable.

One bad snap away from the entire AFC East shitting the bed on Week 1.

Valmy

#16
September 12, 2016, 01:40:16 PM
The foreskins vs. NFL Properties. Who does CdM favor in this matchup?
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Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

alfred russel

#17
September 12, 2016, 01:44:53 PM
Quote from: derspiess on September 11, 2016, 06:51:41 PM
Oh and btw in Tommy's game during the first series our star QB broke his forearm.  Not talking a small fracture-- a clean break.  He walked himself off the field holding his arm together with his other hand.  Defensive coach for the other team had to run to his own sideline to throw up.  Ugh.

That sucks, but kids heal quick. He'll be back in no time.
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Baron von Schtinkenbutt

#18
September 12, 2016, 01:44:56 PM
My self-interest is on the Foreskins.  :sleep:

derspiess

#19
September 12, 2016, 01:48:09 PM
Tonight we are all Skins fans.
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Baron von Schtinkenbutt

#20
September 12, 2016, 01:50:34 PM
Racists over rapists!

CountDeMoney

#21
September 12, 2016, 03:18:49 PM
Quote from: Valmy on September 12, 2016, 01:40:16 PM
The foreskins vs. NFL Properties. Who does CdM favor in this matchup?

:lol:

Since the North Koreans or Khmer Rouge are unavailable, and an Extinction Level Event is not in the forecast, I will be "favoring"--if that's what it could be called--NFL Properties. 

derspiess

#22
September 12, 2016, 03:21:13 PM
Damn.  Talk about cutting off your nose...
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

CountDeMoney

#23
September 12, 2016, 03:27:46 PM
Quote from: derspiess on September 12, 2016, 03:21:13 PM
Damn.  Talk about cutting off your nose...

Yeah, well so was rooting for Stalin on the Eastern Front.

NFL Properties merely collaborates against the Ravens--and others--from screwing with merch sales and tv ratings.  The Foreskins collaborated with the league to keep football out of Baltimore altogether.  Fuck that franchise. Go Dear Leader.

derspiess

#24
September 12, 2016, 03:40:21 PM
But think of the Ravens!
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

CountDeMoney

#25
September 12, 2016, 03:46:04 PM
They need a successful Steelheads team to motivate them, you know that.  Same with Cincy.

derspiess

#26
September 12, 2016, 03:49:45 PM
I'd take an unsuccessful Steelheads team any day. 
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Sophie Scholl

#27
September 12, 2016, 06:35:56 PM
The Cleveland RGIII Experiment is dead in the water.  Again.  I can't say as I'm saddened by the news.  Draft or trade for an actual competent qb.  Stop sifting through the trash heap of the league and after hours parties looking for "the savior".
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CountDeMoney

#28
September 12, 2016, 06:45:18 PM
Whoa. Looks like Mary Kay Cabot got some work done.  I don't think the Israelis have excavated that much in the West Bank.

katmai

#29
September 12, 2016, 10:12:27 PM
Oh how the Niners are teasing me.
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