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[CountDeMoney]

Did you go to Loyola?

I attended Loyola College.

[Razgovory]

What kind of college did you go to?

The kind where classics professors don't use 'malo malo malo malo' as part of their lessons, apparently.  What kind of college did you go to?

Don't worry, the Jesuits didn't teach me Latin that way, either.  Raz is a retard, too busy writing skits for Spanish class.

ADONDE EST EL BANO?
EL BANO ES AQUI!

I never took Spanish.

[Ideologue]

Where is the bathroom?
The [something which is evidently a homograph in English Roman script] is right here!

[Caliga]

I attended Loyola College.

I've been to that campus.  Was there for an academic team tournament ( ) in high school.  There were: lots of hot chicks.  We also did a tournament or two at Hopkins, and the T&A was less impressive.

[Admiral Yi]

I attended Loyola College.

I thought you said you went to Elaine's alma mater.

[CountDeMoney]

I attended Loyola College.

I thought you said you went to Elaine's alma mater.

I graduated Towson.  I merely served time at Loyola.

[Eddie Teach]

BB stole our hockey team, I'm not sure whether to or  

[Josquius]

http://offthebench.nbcsports.com/2011/05/09/man-airlifted-to-hospital-after-fight-with-cat/

Man airlifted to hospital after fight with cat

May 9, 2011, 11:37 AM EDT

This is a black day for Texas. How could an adult male get so totally owned by a housecat that his injuries would require an air ambulance evacuation? Is this the same state that fought in the Alamo?

No, this has nothing to do with sports. But read the account below and then tell me you're not glad I included it:

    A Cleveland (TX) man was attacked by a housecat Friday afternoon and the man's injuries are so severe that he had to be taken by air ambulance to Memorial Hermann Hospital in Houston.

    The altercation between the man and the animal occurred at a home on CR 3182 a few miles south of Cleveland in Liberty County.

    At some point during the attack, the man and the cat reportedly were injured by a knife the man was holding. The man was taken to Cleveland Regional Medical Center before being transported to Houston.

Yes, the man was armed with a knife, and still could not fend off Mr. Whiskers. He was rushed to Memorial Hermann, of course, because of its internationally renowned Cat Trauma Ward.

And that's it, Texas. Rangers lose World Series to team from California, Obama captures bin Laden when Bush couldn't, and now this. Time to change state slogan to "Some Messing With Texas Now Allowed."

[Caliga]

One of the greatest cases of PWNAGE ever.

[Malthus]

Damn. Texan cats are tough. 

[Caliga]

Damn. Texan cats are tough. 

Don't mess with Texas.  Mew.

[Malthus]

Heh, story is funny, but if an adult cat really wants to fuck with you and for some reason didn't care if it got hurt itself in the process, it could certainly do you serious damage if you were not prepared.   

[Syt]

Cat bites usually cause pretty nasty infections.

[Caliga]

My late cat bit me hundreds--maybe even thousands--of times and I never got an infection.

[Syt]

My late cat bit me hundreds--maybe even thousands--of times and I never got an infection.

Friend was bitten by her cat in the hand on two occasions, had to go to the hospital pretty much immediately both times.

Some info:
http://www.buzzle.com/articles/infection-from-cat-bites.html