The Off Topic Topic

[celedhring]

The anal region is Madrid, the capital. The lesbian region is Asturias, the cradle of the Reconquista. The footjob region is Murcia, nobody cares about them.

I'm fascinated by a majority of rural regions going for mature sex.

[The Larch]

I'm fascinated by a majority of rural regions going for mature sex.

Catering to their demographic. 

[Josquius]

I like how the separatist regions like to see Spanish people being fucked.

[The Larch]

Baleares puzzles me. Is there such a burgeoning local porn scene for "Mallorca" to be such a common tag? Or is it a common setting for porn clips?

[The Brain]

Porn begins at home.

[Tonitrus]

Porn begins at home.

What about the farm?

[The Brain]

Porn begins at home.

What about the farm?

Home is where the heart is.

[Richard Hakluyt]

In a hypothetical civil war I wonder which faction would win?

I think the Spanish/Espanol group might win it, but maybe my ideas of where Spanish industry is located are out of date.

The small anal faction could go with either of the main factions it seems to me, perhaps it could also fracture.

[Syt]

Fractured anal is the worst.

[celedhring]

In a hypothetical civil war I wonder which faction would win?

I think the Spanish/Espanol group might win it, but maybe my ideas of where Spanish industry is located are out of date.

The small anal faction could go with either of the main factions it seems to me, perhaps it could also fracture.

Well, the Mature Porn faction closely matches the Nationalist Spain territory during the first months of the SCW and they did win that one... 

[The Larch]

In a hypothetical civil war I wonder which faction would win?

I think the Spanish/Espanol group might win it, but maybe my ideas of where Spanish industry is located are out of date.

The small anal faction could go with either of the main factions it seems to me, perhaps it could also fracture.

I'd broadly agree with you, although some of the minor factions might tip it towards a more balanced situation. "Lesbian" and "Footjob" split one of the sides territory each, but I'd say that "Lesbian" would ally with "Spanish/Español", and "Footjob" with "Maduras". "Anal" is a wildcard, it could go either side, if it goes "Mature" the sides are more balanced, if it goes "Español/Spanish" then that side would have an overwhelming advantage. "Mallorca" and "Maspalomas" are sideshows.

[celedhring]

I'd probably be a fifth-columnist. 

[Richard Hakluyt]

In a hypothetical civil war I wonder which faction would win?

I think the Spanish/Espanol group might win it, but maybe my ideas of where Spanish industry is located are out of date.

The small anal faction could go with either of the main factions it seems to me, perhaps it could also fracture.

Well, the Mature Porn faction closely matches the Nationalist Spain territory during the first months of the SCW and they did win that one... 

True enough. They would also have an elite "Sex with Grannies" Legion, ideological extremists who could prove to be an absolute terror on the battlefield.

[Malthus]

In a hypothetical civil war I wonder which faction would win?

I think the Spanish/Espanol group might win it, but maybe my ideas of where Spanish industry is located are out of date.

The small anal faction could go with either of the main factions it seems to me, perhaps it could also fracture.

A question that seems natural, on a board that split from an EU2 board. 

[Syt]

Good news! I'm now officially a veteran.

Germany has enacted a law that defines as "veteran" everyone who served in the military who wasn't dishonorably discharged, including all conscripts who have served, so they set the bar VERY high (it also means there's about 10 million veterans in a country of 80 million).