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Syt

#68535
November 23, 2018, 11:27:30 AM
Quote from: Tamas on November 23, 2018, 10:51:52 AM
Quote from: Syt on November 23, 2018, 07:24:14 AM
Q: How do you bring a Swiss woman to guaranteed orgasm?

A: You stimulate her cheese pot.

That's too German for me. I don't get it.

Cheese pot.

G spot.

:rolleyes:
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Tamas

#68536
November 23, 2018, 11:42:10 AM
Yeah but what does the Swiss have to do with cheese?

The Brain

#68537
November 23, 2018, 11:48:01 AM
Quote from: Tamas on November 23, 2018, 11:42:10 AM
Yeah but what does the Swiss have to do with cheese?

Yes they are more of an Israel thing.
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Grey Fox

#68538
November 23, 2018, 12:12:56 PM
Quote from: Tamas on November 23, 2018, 11:42:10 AM
Yeah but what does the Swiss have to do with cheese?

Cheese Fondu, I think?
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Barrister

#68539
November 23, 2018, 12:24:43 PM
Quote from: Tamas on November 23, 2018, 11:42:10 AM
Yeah but what does the Swiss have to do with cheese?

Seriously?

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derspiess

#68540
November 23, 2018, 12:38:39 PM
Pretty sure he was joking.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

derspiess

#68541
November 23, 2018, 12:42:06 PM
Speaking of which, I had some excellent Swiss Gruyère out on the pre-Thanksgiving appetizer tray yesterday.  Went fast, and I think I maybe had half of it myself :)
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

The Brain

#68542
November 23, 2018, 01:43:21 PM
Quote from: Barrister on November 23, 2018, 12:24:43 PM
Quote from: Tamas on November 23, 2018, 11:42:10 AM
Yeah but what does the Swiss have to do with cheese?

Seriously?



Not very effective.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Richard Hakluyt

#68543
November 23, 2018, 01:50:34 PM
Swiss are not noted for cheese in Europe (to twist the knife in Syt's joke further)  :P

Syt

#68544
November 23, 2018, 01:52:54 PM
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on November 23, 2018, 01:50:34 PM
Swiss are not noted for cheese in Europe (to twist the knife in Syt's joke further)  :P

Asterix disagrees!  :P

I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

The Brain

#68545
November 23, 2018, 01:53:24 PM
If I hadn't read that Asterix album as a kid I might never have heard about the Swiss cheese fondue thing.
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Syt

#68546
November 23, 2018, 01:55:12 PM
What? How is Switzerland not known for cheese with you guys?

*shakes head*
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Richard Hakluyt

#68547
November 23, 2018, 01:55:43 PM
I think fondue parties were a thing back in the 1970s, at least in the UK; possibly as a front for wife-swapping  :o

The Brain

#68548
November 23, 2018, 02:01:00 PM
Quote from: Syt on November 23, 2018, 01:55:12 PM
What? How is Switzerland not known for cheese with you guys?

*shakes head*

Swiss cheese I heard about even without the Asterix album. :smarty:
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Malthus

#68549
November 23, 2018, 02:06:05 PM
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on November 23, 2018, 01:55:43 PM
I think fondue parties were a thing back in the 1970s, at least in the UK; possibly as a front for wife-swapping  :o

Sounds cheesy.
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