News:

And we're back!

Main Menu

The Off Topic Topic

Started by Korea, March 10, 2009, 06:24:26 AM

Previous topic - Next topic
Print
Go Down Pages 1 ... 4537 4538 4539 4540 4541 4542 4543 4544 4545 ... 6197
User actions

Syt

#68100
October 15, 2018, 02:05:17 PM
Also, I think the table with Clinton, FDR, and Kennedy is more fun. :P
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

crazy canuck

#68101
October 15, 2018, 02:14:38 PM
Quote from: Syt on October 15, 2018, 02:05:17 PM
Also, I think the table with Clinton, FDR, and Kennedy is more fun. :P

Not only more fun, but a lot less awkward.  I was wondering what it would take to have all those Republicans of the past have a good natured laugh with Trump.  Then I realized one of them told a joke at Trump's expense and they all laughed, with Trump laughing a bit but having no idea that the were laughing at him, not with him.

Oexmelin

#68102
October 15, 2018, 02:22:59 PM
It's missing the third painting with such luminaries as Harrison, Tyler, Taylor and Fillmore. 
Que le grand cric me croque !

The Larch

#68103
October 15, 2018, 02:28:59 PM
Apparently Trump has the Republican version of the picture hanging in some White House office. I wonder if it's cool to have Nixon around in any official way over there...

Maladict

#68104
October 15, 2018, 02:42:49 PM
What is Theodore drinking?

Valmy

#68105
October 15, 2018, 02:59:07 PM
Quote from: Oexmelin on October 15, 2018, 02:22:59 PM
It's missing the third painting with such luminaries as Harrison, Tyler, Taylor and Fillmore. 

They would all be punching Tyler in the face.

And a fourth with just Adams and Washington.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

derspiess

#68106
October 15, 2018, 03:28:12 PM
Quote from: Maladict on October 15, 2018, 02:42:49 PM
What is Theodore drinking?

Gotta be a mojito.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

derspiess

#68107
October 15, 2018, 03:30:18 PM
Quote from: Syt on October 15, 2018, 02:05:17 PM
Also, I think the table with Clinton, FDR, and Kennedy is more fun. :P

If they could just lose Woodrow, that table would be a riot.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Tonitrus

#68108
October 15, 2018, 04:16:27 PM
Quote from: derspiess on October 15, 2018, 03:30:18 PM
Quote from: Syt on October 15, 2018, 02:05:17 PM
Also, I think the table with Clinton, FDR, and Kennedy is more fun. :P

If they could just lose Woodrow, that table would be a riot.

If you involve post-stroke Wilson ala Weekend at Bernies, it could still be ok.

Admiral Yi

#68109
October 15, 2018, 04:27:41 PM
JC is the turd in the punch bowl.

mongers

#68110
October 15, 2018, 04:47:34 PM
I asked a young friend of mine what she was upset about, she said her boyfriend had left her. 

I may have replied "Oh never mind, I'm sure you'll get over it"   :bowler:
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

Admiral Yi

#68111
October 15, 2018, 05:09:39 PM
You're a gifted story teller as well as a inspired creator of polls mongers.

mongers

#68112
October 15, 2018, 05:22:49 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on October 15, 2018, 05:09:39 PM
You're a gifted story teller as well as a inspired creator of polls mongers.

Thanks, I'll take whatever 'compliments' I can get.  :D
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

mongers

#68113
October 15, 2018, 07:20:12 PM
UK train ticket pricing doesn't make too much sense, booking some now, Winchester 30 miles from here is X amount, yet London on the same journeys is often only an extra quid for 50 miles travel both ways.  :hmm:

And yet in Wessex, my region there are plenty of extra single stop additions to a journey that cost 6, 7, 8 quid each for just a handful of extra miles; more than the cost of some 90-100 mile trips to London. :blink:

Basically turn up at the station with your debit card and pay a random amount depending on the number of vowels in a destination's name, the colour of the train livery and the number of times so far today the station's cat has crossed the road for saucer of milk from the local tea shop.  :bowler:
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

Eddie Teach

#68114
October 15, 2018, 08:54:28 PM
Quote from: mongers on October 15, 2018, 04:47:34 PM
I asked a young friend of mine what she was upset about, she said her boyfriend had left her. 

I may have replied "Oh never mind, I'm sure you'll get over it"   :bowler:

His actual words: "oh never mind, I'll help you get over it"
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?
Print
Go Up Pages 1 ... 4537 4538 4539 4540 4541 4542 4543 4544 4545 ... 6197
User actions