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The Brain

Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Malthus

Quote from: The Brain on October 10, 2017, 08:58:30 AM
Quote from: Malthus on October 10, 2017, 08:56:55 AM
Quote from: Eddie Teach on October 08, 2017, 06:46:01 AM
Malthus got his sauce just fine at a Mickey D's in Detroit.

Uh, what?  :huh:

:console:

I don't mind being burned - I just wish I understood how, so I could be in on the joke.
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Eddie Teach

Aren't you a big Rick and Morty fan?
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

DGuller

Quote from: Malthus on October 10, 2017, 09:03:32 AM
Quote from: The Brain on October 10, 2017, 08:58:30 AM
Quote from: Malthus on October 10, 2017, 08:56:55 AM
Quote from: Eddie Teach on October 08, 2017, 06:46:01 AM
Malthus got his sauce just fine at a Mickey D's in Detroit.

Uh, what?  :huh:

:console:

I don't mind being burned - I just wish I understood how, so I could be in on the joke.
I don't mind seeing Malthus burned as well.  Can I also get in on the joke?

Razgovory

Quote from: Jacob on October 09, 2017, 01:45:13 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on October 08, 2017, 11:14:44 AM
I am constantly amazed at my dad's ability to not die.  He's survived several heart attacks, a triple by-pass, necrotizing fasciitis, a weird fungal infection in his blood, an adrenal crisis, pneumonia and his leg being cut off.

That's pretty intense.


Yeah, he's put us through quite a few scares.  I was pretty sure he wasn't going to make it this time, but once that leg was gone and we got him out of the coma he bounced back.  He's essentially Tithonus.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

The Brain

Quote from: Malthus on October 10, 2017, 09:03:32 AM
Quote from: The Brain on October 10, 2017, 08:58:30 AM
Quote from: Malthus on October 10, 2017, 08:56:55 AM
Quote from: Eddie Teach on October 08, 2017, 06:46:01 AM
Malthus got his sauce just fine at a Mickey D's in Detroit.

Uh, what?  :huh:

:console:

I don't mind being burned - I just wish I understood how, so I could be in on the joke.

I'm just sorry you didn't get your sauce.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

CountDeMoney

Quote from: Malthus on October 10, 2017, 09:03:32 AM
Quote from: The Brain on October 10, 2017, 08:58:30 AM
Quote from: Malthus on October 10, 2017, 08:56:55 AM
Quote from: Eddie Teach on October 08, 2017, 06:46:01 AM
Malthus got his sauce just fine at a Mickey D's in Detroit.

Uh, what?  :huh:

:console:

I don't mind being burned - I just wish I understood how, so I could be in on the joke.

garbon is a cunt.
The End.

mongers

Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 10, 2017, 04:16:33 PM
Quote from: Malthus on October 10, 2017, 09:03:32 AM
Quote from: The Brain on October 10, 2017, 08:58:30 AM
Quote from: Malthus on October 10, 2017, 08:56:55 AM
Quote from: Eddie Teach on October 08, 2017, 06:46:01 AM
Malthus got his sauce just fine at a Mickey D's in Detroit.

Uh, what?  :huh:

:console:

I don't mind being burned - I just wish I understood how, so I could be in on the joke.

garbon is a cunt.
The End.

A veritable cul-de-sac.
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

CountDeMoney

I wouldn't know about his sack, but I am sure others do.

garbon

Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 10, 2017, 04:16:33 PM
Quote from: Malthus on October 10, 2017, 09:03:32 AM
Quote from: The Brain on October 10, 2017, 08:58:30 AM
Quote from: Malthus on October 10, 2017, 08:56:55 AM
Quote from: Eddie Teach on October 08, 2017, 06:46:01 AM
Malthus got his sauce just fine at a Mickey D's in Detroit.

Uh, what?  :huh:

:console:

I don't mind being burned - I just wish I understood how, so I could be in on the joke.

garbon is a cunt.
The End.

Seedy likes his asian sauce.

The beginning?
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Jacob

This collaborative slam poetry is pretty weird.

garbon

Quote from: Jacob on October 10, 2017, 05:59:48 PM
This collaborative slam poetry is pretty weird.

That's not constructive. :angry:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Eddie Teach

Ouroboros.
The tale of Garbon and Seedy
Has no end(lol end)
No beginning
And no middle
Or all middle?
Ouroboros.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Iormlund


alfred russel

Why do all the people in the background look middle aged or older?
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

There's a fine line between salvation and drinking poison in the jungle.

I'm embarrassed. I've been making the mistake of associating with you. It won't happen again. :)
-garbon, February 23, 2014