The Off Topic Topic

[jimmy olsen]

One of the biggest and earliest line I've seen so far for the new Arena, mainly young teenagers. I guessed a Bieber concert but nope, it's for an award show for Youtubers.

This whole thing with Youtubers is one of the signs that I have begun drifting out of synch with the world around me.

[The Brain]

Shot an 84 today, new personal best. 

We'll make a bowler out of you yet!

[Josquius]

I've only been home 12 hours and already I am sick of my mother's shenanigans.
Last time I was back I had to run to town to buy an adapter that would convert a Swiss to a UK plug since my universal adapter had mysteriously gone missing.
This time I've made clear to her I need to work at home.... And again the adapter I just bought last time has gone missing.
Its like she wants to get me fired

[Ed Anger]

Clean your room

[Grey Fox]

I've only been home 12 hours and already I am sick of my mother's shenanigans.
Last time I was back I had to run to town to buy an adapter that would convert a Swiss to a UK plug since my universal adapter had mysteriously gone missing.
This time I've made clear to her I need to work at home.... And again the adapter I just bought last time has gone missing.
Its like she wants to get me fired

She does, traitor.

[Admiral Yi]

We'll make a bowler out of you yet!

You don't shoot in bowling. 

[Valmy]

So you are saying you shot 84 of 100 clay pigeons?

[derspiess]

We'll make a bowler out of you yet!

You don't shoot in bowling. 

Tell that to Walter Sobchak.

[dps]

I figured he was bragging about murdering someone's grandfather.

[Liep]

Vacation on Monday. I really need the warmth of southern Spain after this horrible Danish summer. Malaga, Sevilla, Córdoba and Granada on the itinerary so far. Are there any stops on the way that I need? I'm cycling so no long detours.

[Josquius]

A Pakistani visits his American friend in the United States. The American takes his Pakistani friend on a tour of his house. The Pakistani gentleman is amazed at the size, beauty and splendor of his American friend's house.

Pakistani asks: "My friend, how did you manage to afford and build such an incredible house?"

The American points towards a bridge near his house and says: "You see that bridge over there?"

Pakistani: "Yes"

American: "10% of the commission money spent on that bridge went into my pocket" says the American with a smile and a wink.

The Pakistani quietly ponders his friend's revelation.

A Few years later, the American friend comes to Pakistan to visit his Pakistani friend.

The American is shocked! The Pakistani friend's house is even larger and more beautiful than the American gentleman's own home back in America.

The American asks his Pakistani friend: "Oh my god! Your house is a palace! Even bigger and more beautiful than mine! How could you afford to build this in your country??"

The Pakistani points and says: "Do you see that bridge over there?"

American: "No. What bridge?"

Pakistani: "Exactly" with a smile and a wink

[mongers]

Vacation on Monday. I really need the warmth of southern Spain after this horrible Danish summer. Malaga, Sevilla, Córdoba and Granada on the itinerary so far. Are there any stops on the way that I need? I'm cycling so no long detours.

You're cycling to Spain?  :

[Liep]

Vacation on Monday. I really need the warmth of southern Spain after this horrible Danish summer. Malaga, Sevilla, Córdoba and Granada on the itinerary so far. Are there any stops on the way that I need? I'm cycling so no long detours.

Flying to Malaga with my bike and cycling around for about three weeks

You're cycling to Spain?  :

[Maladict]

Cool. Ronda is nice, and maybe the Camino del Rey?
Both can be quite touristy though.

Edit: a ride through El Torcal would be pretty cool

[Liep]

Cool. Ronda is nice, and maybe the Camino del Rey?
Both can be quite touristy though.

Edit: a ride through El Torcal would be pretty cool

I think I can fit El Torcal into my route to Sevilla. It looks very nice.