The Off Topic Topic

[The Brain]

JEFF?

Oldie!

[11B4V]

I'm sure the navy cop was getting donuts at the time.

Actually he was taking it to the dealer for a recall repair.

WTF happened to the car? It looks like the engine went off like a bomb.

It caught fire on it's own. Like a Pontiac Fiero

[jimmy olsen]

Thanks to the snow, the ice underneath the snow, keeping my head down to try to match my footfalls to preexisting footprints, and the top third of my field of vision obscured by my cap, I just ran directly into an electric company call box--or, anyway, whatever the fuck those metal boxes are that stick out from lightposts.  Minimal upward grade, so I was probably traveling a little less than nine miles an hour.  Welt the size of a salami stacked five or six slices high on my forehead now.  Turned me horizontal and I must've clipped my shoulder on it too.

Bet it looked really hilarious, though.  I need a new pair of icy weather shoes.

You got away with it, but you should have seen a doctor. Head injuries like that can cause bleeding under the skull that will kill you.

[Valmy]

Hey Tim is winter in Korea as miserable as they make it seem in those Korean War films?

[CountDeMoney]

Hey Tim is winter in Korea as miserable as they make it seem in those Korean War films?

Or M*A*S*H for that matter?

"Better keep the brass monkeys in tonight."

[Admiral Yi]

Just got an Economist telemarketing call from an English chick. 

[Ed Anger]

Just got an Economist telemarketing call from an English chick. 

Did you sexully harass her? I sexully harass all telemarketers and scammers. 

I'LL GIVE YOU 20 BUCKS TO RAIL YOU SISTER
*click*

[jimmy olsen]

Hey Tim is winter in Korea as miserable as they make it seem in those Korean War films?

The first two winters I was here were brutal. Since then, not much worse than back home. Global warming has really changed weather patterns here. It was -7C (19.4F) this morning. Back in my first year or two here, it was way worse. It hit -26C (-14.8F) once. Almost never get snow though, not unless you're up in the mountains. The wind is what kills though, cuts like a knife.

[Admiral Yi]

Did you sexully harass her? I sexully harass all telemarketers and scammers. 

I'LL GIVE YOU 20 BUCKS TO RAIL YOU SISTER
*click*

No. 

[Ed Anger]

Planned Christmas dinner:

[Eddie Teach]

Dude, spring for a DiGiorno. You can afford it.

[Admiral Yi]

But then he'd be missing out on that mouth-watering chicken sausage. 

[Ed Anger]

I don't like DiGiorno. Taste weird.

Might spring for some Red Baron pizzas. Gotta feed 10 people.

[Ed Anger]

But then he'd be missing out on that mouth-watering chicken sausage. 

My tastes are rather plebian. Growing up on government cheese in '82 and Bologna in the mid 90's does that to a man.

[Tonitrus]

Little Caeser's?

Costco?