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garbon

#4051
October 27, 2009, 09:54:30 PM
Dallas!  :alberta:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Josquius

#4052
October 28, 2009, 12:54:21 PM
Word is acting odd for me-I can no longer highlight something then start typing to replace it or press backspace to erase, I have to erase/delete from the end/start. Any clue what silly option I've accidentally turned on?
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Barrister

#4053
October 28, 2009, 12:57:00 PM
Quote from: Tyr on October 28, 2009, 12:54:21 PM
Any clue what silly option I've accidentally turned on?

MS Word itself.
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.

Lettow77

#4054
October 29, 2009, 05:04:08 AM
 Just a random thought- Archie Bunker is a really sympathetic character.

I mean, looking at a reactionary, closeminded but hard working and honest man- it seems to me that's in a way the best of humanity. There is something deeply appealing about it to me, and I cannot help but feel sorry for him as he feels his world is falling apart, directed by things he cannot understand.
It can't be helped...We'll have to use 'that'

Eddie Teach

#4055
October 29, 2009, 05:18:05 AM
A not so random thought- Lettow is a meathead.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Grey Fox

#4056
October 29, 2009, 06:36:55 AM
Did you press Insert, Josq?
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

DisturbedPervert

#4057
October 29, 2009, 07:45:13 PM
Bears.  Playing hockey.  Motherfucking Grizzly Bears ice skating, shooting hockey pucks, and fighting each other.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nah3nMStXV4

In other news, Ice-skating bear kills circus head

QuoteFrom Times Online
October 23, 2009

A circus bear killed one person and injured another during rehearsals for an ice-skating show.

The bear, which was part of the Russian State Circus, killed Dmitri Potapov, 25, a circus director who was visiting the show in Bishkek, the capital of Kyrgyzstan. An animal handler who tried to stop the attack suffered bruising to the brain and lacerations to his scalp.

It is unclear why the bear, which was wearing ice skates at the time, attacked Mr Potapov. The bear was later shot by police.

Deadly attacks are rare in the country's circuses, which often train bears to wear skates and play ice hockey. 

HVC

#4058
October 29, 2009, 10:59:49 PM
midnight. still at work. have i mentioned i hate month end?
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

katmai

#4059
October 29, 2009, 11:06:27 PM
Should have been a Vet!
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

HVC

#4060
October 29, 2009, 11:15:36 PM
Quote from: katmai on October 29, 2009, 11:06:27 PM
Should have been a Vet!
LOL

I'm out of it, it should be inventory i hate. i wonder, in a weeks time when i look back at my transactions, if i'll be able to understand what i was trying to do.
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

jimmy olsen

#4061
October 30, 2009, 02:29:51 AM
You know I was skeptical of facebook for the longest time, but now that I'm on it, I'm really starting to like it.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Sophie Scholl

#4062
October 30, 2009, 02:39:10 AM
If anyone was a fan of Firefly, go watch the first 3 minutes or so of the latest episode of Castle on either the ABC webiste or Hulu or something.  You'll enjoy it.  I know I did.
"Everything that brought you here -- all the things that made you a prisoner of past sins -- they are gone. Forever and for good. So let the past go... and live."

"Somebody, after all, had to make a start. What we wrote and said is also believed by many others. They just don't dare express themselves as we did."

Monoriu

#4063
October 30, 2009, 03:58:03 AM Last Edit: October 30, 2009, 04:00:01 AM by Monoriu
I have just launched Operation "replace my Canadian passport".  Among the things that I need to do are -


Download and complete an application form;
Get a professional photographer to take some photos for me;
Have the photographer sign the photos;
Go to my dentist and have him sign and "gurantee" my application form;
Ask the dentist to sign the photos too;
Go to the bank vault and retrieve my Canadian citizenship card;
Provide some other forms of evidence to support my ID;
Get a bank to issue a bank draft to pay the application fee;
Find my previous expired Canadian passport, which is somewhere at home;
Determine my height, weight, and eye colour;
Obtain two personal references who cannot be a relative; and
Go to the local Canadian consulate general office to submit the application package.

I always use my UK passport when I travel.  I've never ever used my previous two Canadian passports, even when I visited Canada.  I will do my utmost to ensure that this one will also collect dust.

Eddie Teach

#4064
October 30, 2009, 05:10:48 AM
Mono, you missed your calling. With your love of algorithms you should be a computer programmer.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?
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