The Off Topic Topic

[Caliga]

Dude, I'm so there.

[Josquius]

Stuff that sucks #256- Only just putting your phone down...when a message arrives.

[Ideologue]

Damn.  That's a zeroth world problem.

[fhdz]

Damn.  That's a zeroth world problem.

"My bonbons are too sweet, and only slightly dipped in edible gold. "

[Ideologue]

"I enjoyed looking at the Earth from space, but my phone wouldn't work!"

"I had my old Ferrari's seat adjusted perfectly, and the valet who did that one is dead!"

"I know it's silly, but I felt like one of the prostitutes from the thirty-girl orgy last night was silently judging me!"

"I tortured a homeless man to death today, but my phone wouldn't work!"

[Sheilbh]

Damn.  That's a zeroth world problem.

"My bonbons are too sweet, and only slightly dipped in edible gold. "

Sounds like something from Lettow's divorce papers.

[Josquius]

Damn.  That's a zeroth world problem.

Efficiency leaches like you are destroying profitability. 

[fhdz]

Damn.  That's a zeroth world problem.

Efficiency leaches like you are destroying profitability. 

Well at least that's a proper first world problem.

[alfred russel]

I think it's amusing that he married her in real life.

I had no idea!

You know in the movie when she said the odds were like 1 in a million? She was calculating the chances of him becoming a famous multimillionaire. And guess what he is in real life?

[Barrister]

Tim was super excited to go see the monster trucks today. He was constantly asking if it was time to go. After the one millionth time we finally said "yes" and got ready to go. When we were all dressed we went to get the tickets...

And saw we had tickets for tomorrow.

Try explaining that to an excited three year old. 

We went to a play strucure at the Y instead, and that seems to be a hit - no whining about monster trucks.

[Barrister]

Timmy made friends with some kid wearing an Adidas track suit.

Sure enough, the kid's mom speaks to him in some Slavic language. : lol:

[Admiral Yi]

One of the 4 new governors appointed to the board of NHK, the Japanese state broadcaster, by Shinzo Abe, said at a campaign event that the Rape of Nanjing did not happen, "it was propaganda."

[LaCroix]

One of the 4 new governors appointed to the board of NHK, the Japanese state broadcaster, by Shinzo Abe, said at a campaign event that the Rape of Nanjing did not happen, "it was propaganda."

nothing more than a mistranslation!

[CountDeMoney]

And the People's Liberation Army's Ministry of Reminding Everybody About Everything Japan Has Ever Done In The 20th Century On A Daily Basis To Whomever Will Listen is whipping up some great copy to start off the week's news cycle.

[Ideologue]

Try explaining that to an excited three year old. 

"The event is tomorrow."