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Ed Anger

#32310
October 15, 2013, 08:49:45 AM
Quote from: derspiess on October 15, 2013, 08:47:49 AM
:lol:  I wish I had your free time.

Hand out Chick Tracts for trick or treat to counteract their wiccanness.

Gotta keep my body active.  :P

No chick tracts. Maybe mini containers of floss.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

garbon

#32311
October 15, 2013, 08:50:14 AM
Quote from: Tyr on October 15, 2013, 08:46:41 AM
Whats the point in putting up a  christmas tree? It serves no utility and you'll only have to take it down again in a few weeks.

I have to agree with Jos. The mess of needles is enough to drive me batty. I've been arguing for years now for at least a fake tree but no dice. :(
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Ed Anger

#32312
October 15, 2013, 08:51:27 AM
Quote from: derspiess on October 15, 2013, 08:48:26 AM
Quote from: Tyr on October 15, 2013, 08:46:41 AM
Whats the point in putting up a  christmas tree? It serves no utility and you'll only have to take it down again in a few weeks.

But if Ed sets it up now, he can leave it up for 3 months.

Santa becomes my enforcer in the war against child misbehavior.
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Ed Anger

#32313
October 15, 2013, 08:52:15 AM
Yes, I keep a live tree in my attic.
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Grey Fox

#32314
October 15, 2013, 09:01:31 AM
Quote from: Tyr on October 15, 2013, 08:46:41 AM
Whats the point in putting up a  christmas tree? It serves no utility and you'll only have to take it down again in a few weeks.

What's the point of putting on pants? It servers no utility, my body is beautiful, and I'll have to take them off in a few hours.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

garbon

#32315
October 15, 2013, 09:02:23 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on October 15, 2013, 09:01:31 AM
Quote from: Tyr on October 15, 2013, 08:46:41 AM
Whats the point in putting up a  christmas tree? It serves no utility and you'll only have to take it down again in a few weeks.

What's the point of putting on pants? It servers no utility, my body is beautiful, and I'll have to take them off in a few hours.

You'll get arrested/fired if you don't?
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Grey Fox

#32316
October 15, 2013, 09:08:34 AM
That depends. Are you a lifeguard?
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garbon

#32317
October 15, 2013, 09:12:50 AM
Are you a lifeguard?
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Grey Fox

#32318
October 15, 2013, 09:24:36 AM
No. I wear pants & have no trouble with putting up a Christmas tree.

You?
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

Ed Anger

#32319
October 15, 2013, 10:08:54 AM
Christmas Tree: erect
Lights: still tangled
Toys stepped on: 2
Profanities used: infinity
Help from wife: none
Wife: useless
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Grey Fox

#32320
October 15, 2013, 10:12:53 AM
I have to wait until December 1st to put up the Tree.

:(
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Jacob

#32321
October 15, 2013, 10:16:33 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on October 15, 2013, 10:12:53 AM
I have to wait until December 1st to put up the Tree.

:(

I usually put mine up around Dec. 21st or so.

Syt

#32322
October 15, 2013, 10:17:46 AM
Well, I don't put any seasonal decorations. Ever.
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

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derspiess

#32323
October 15, 2013, 10:23:43 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on October 15, 2013, 10:12:53 AM
I have to wait until December 1st to put up the Tree.

:(

We usually put ours up sometime between the day after Thanksgiving and December 1st.  For some reason, my mom always got the Christmas stuff out on December 7th.  Not because of Pearl Harbor Day, just because.

I broke down and did the Elf on the Shelf thing last year and Tommy loved it.  He's been asking about it all year.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

garbon

#32324
October 15, 2013, 10:26:02 AM
Quote from: Syt on October 15, 2013, 10:17:46 AM
Well, I don't put any seasonal decorations. Ever.

I have several up, all year long. -_-
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.
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