The Off Topic Topic

[garbon]

I don't care for whipped cream.

I would have assumed your vanity would protest the empty calories.

[Phillip V]

Tonight, I heard a man screaming at and possibly hitting a woman in the apartment next to mine, so I called the police. The police told me that she refused to report anything even though they saw that she had been crying.

[Barrister]

Tonight, I heard a man screaming at and possibly hitting a woman in the apartment next to mine, so I called the police. The police told me that she refused to report anything even though they saw that she had been crying.

Domestic violence is a bitch, isn't it.

[Capetan Mihali]

If domestic screaming and crying was a criminal offense, my whole family would have been locked up before I was 8...

[Ideologue]

And I'd still be in jail.

[Barrister]

If domestic screaming and crying was a criminal offense, my whole family would have been locked up before I was 8...

Christ, man.

You have a job to do and I respect you for it.

But you know what's going on behind those closed doors.

[Phillip V]

If domestic screaming and crying was a criminal offense, my whole family would have been locked up before I was 8...

Well the final trigger for my call was the woman crying "you hit me" several times. The man would have an elevated scream and expletive followed by her exclaiming "ow" or other equivalent pain yelp.

[Capetan Mihali]

If domestic screaming and crying was a criminal offense, my whole family would have been locked up before I was 8...

Well the final trigger for my call was the woman crying "you hit me" several times. The man would have an elevated scream and expletive followed by her exclaiming "ow" or other equivalent pain yelp.

Well, that's a lot more specific, and quite a bit different, then.

[Ideologue]

Sure is.  Might not want to have left that out of the story.

[CountDeMoney]

If domestic screaming and crying was a criminal offense, my whole family would have been locked up before I was 8...

Well the final trigger for my call was the woman crying "you hit me" several times. The man would have an elevated scream and expletive followed by her exclaiming "ow" or other equivalent pain yelp.

Don't worry.  She'll totally dig the make-up sex.

[Barrister]

If domestic screaming and crying was a criminal offense, my whole family would have been locked up before I was 8...

Well the final trigger for my call was the woman crying "you hit me" several times. The man would have an elevated scream and expletive followed by her exclaiming "ow" or other equivalent pain yelp.

Don't worry.  She'll totally dig the make-up sex.

Not cool.

[CountDeMoney]

Eat me.  Domestic violence is a bitch, isn't it.

[jimmy olsen]

I didn't realize known space was so small 

[Ideologue]

I've got that book.  It's gorgeous.

[Ideologue]

Anyway, the goofy (and noncontiguous) boundaries of "limits of explored space" are from some episode TNG.  They didn't just make it up, although whoever did that episode sure did.