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Eddie Teach

Quote from: derspiess on September 17, 2013, 08:54:05 AM
She's average.  Factor in whatever the hell she did with that dog and she's beyond nasty.

That affects how attractive she is as a person, but not the superficial assessment of her looks that is in question here. So just average.
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Quote from: Ed Anger on September 17, 2013, 09:02:00 AM
Get a real dog.

Generally cruel to have a "real" dog in the city.
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derspiess

They used to have a Pug Fest in the park in front of our old apartment.  Freaky as hell seeing that many pugs in one small space.
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derspiess

Quote from: Peter Wiggin on September 17, 2013, 09:11:01 AM
That affects how attractive she is as a person, but not the superficial assessment of her looks that is in question here. So just average.

It's not quite that easy to separate the two in my mind.  Had I not known about the dog thing, I'd say average.  But knowing about it makes her look gross-- without even getting into her personality.
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Eddie Teach

Just imagine she's one of the thousands of other women that look just like her.
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derspiess

Quote from: Peter Wiggin on September 17, 2013, 09:38:21 AM
Just imagine she's one of the thousands of other women that look just like her.

Wish I could.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Ed Anger

Quote from: derspiess on September 17, 2013, 09:13:06 AM
They used to have a Pug Fest in the park in front of our old apartment.  Freaky as hell seeing that many pugs in one small space.

I can just imagine the smell.
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garbon

Quote from: Ed Anger on September 17, 2013, 10:59:30 AM
Quote from: derspiess on September 17, 2013, 09:13:06 AM
They used to have a Pug Fest in the park in front of our old apartment.  Freaky as hell seeing that many pugs in one small space.

I can just imagine the smell.

*wind whistles*

What was that? Did someone say something?
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

derspiess

Quote from: Ed Anger on September 17, 2013, 10:59:30 AM
Quote from: derspiess on September 17, 2013, 09:13:06 AM
They used to have a Pug Fest in the park in front of our old apartment.  Freaky as hell seeing that many pugs in one small space.

I can just imagine the smell.

And about half of them were wearing costumes, pet hats, etc.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Ed Anger

Quote from: derspiess on September 17, 2013, 11:05:43 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 17, 2013, 10:59:30 AM
Quote from: derspiess on September 17, 2013, 09:13:06 AM
They used to have a Pug Fest in the park in front of our old apartment.  Freaky as hell seeing that many pugs in one small space.

I can just imagine the smell.

And about half of them were wearing costumes, pet hats, etc.

Barf
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CountDeMoney

Quote from: derspiess on September 17, 2013, 08:00:44 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on September 16, 2013, 06:52:45 PM
Bestiality aside, she's hot.

No.

The issue of animal cruelty aside--whether it is it really cruel if it's getting off is for another debate--she gets points for being willing to expand her sexual boundaries at such a young age.  If only more women allowed their freak flag to unfurl.

derspiess

"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall