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Ed Anger

#27572
June 05, 2013, 11:50:19 AM
At least you weren't firing out of both ends.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

fhdz

#27573
June 05, 2013, 11:51:05 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 05, 2013, 11:50:19 AM
At least you weren't firing out of both ends.

True story. There was a brief moment in time last night where I thought that might be the case, but I heroically kept it down.
and the horse you rode in on

CountDeMoney

#27574
June 05, 2013, 11:54:15 AM
Well, the nice thing about intestines is that they're long enough to coil back up like a garden hose and take with you once they shit out.

fhdz

#27575
June 05, 2013, 11:55:14 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 05, 2013, 11:54:15 AM
Well, the nice thing about intestines is that they're long enough to coil back up like a garden hose and take with you once they shit out.

Martha Stewart says I can make a smart-looking ascot out of them!
and the horse you rode in on

crazy canuck

#27576
June 05, 2013, 11:57:26 AM
For some reason I am having a strange urge to have haggis for supper tonight.

fhdz

#27577
June 05, 2013, 11:58:51 AM
Quote from: crazy canuck on June 05, 2013, 11:57:26 AM
For some reason I am having a strange urge to have haggis for supper tonight.

:lol: :cthulu:
and the horse you rode in on

CountDeMoney

#27578
June 05, 2013, 12:04:06 PM
Quote from: fahdiz on June 05, 2013, 11:55:14 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 05, 2013, 11:54:15 AM
Well, the nice thing about intestines is that they're long enough to coil back up like a garden hose and take with you once they shit out.

Martha Stewart says I can make a smart-looking ascot out of them!

Drape them over your shoulders for an evening on the town!

fhdz

#27579
June 05, 2013, 12:08:02 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 05, 2013, 12:04:06 PM
Quote from: fahdiz on June 05, 2013, 11:55:14 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 05, 2013, 11:54:15 AM
Well, the nice thing about intestines is that they're long enough to coil back up like a garden hose and take with you once they shit out.

Martha Stewart says I can make a smart-looking ascot out of them!

Drape them over your shoulders for an evening on the town!

I bet Martha Stewart knows some seriously tantric-ass sex moves.
and the horse you rode in on

CountDeMoney

#27580
June 05, 2013, 12:09:28 PM
Hell, I'd fuck her.  Even at her age, I bet she can ride like Secretariat.

fhdz

#27581
June 05, 2013, 12:11:42 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 05, 2013, 12:09:28 PM
Hell, I'd fuck her.  Even at her age, I bet she can ride like Secretariat.

Concur. Plus you could tie her up with her own homespun ribbons.
and the horse you rode in on

CountDeMoney

#27582
June 05, 2013, 12:14:39 PM
Quote from: fahdiz on June 05, 2013, 12:11:42 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 05, 2013, 12:09:28 PM
Hell, I'd fuck her.  Even at her age, I bet she can ride like Secretariat.

Concur. Plus you could tie her up with her own homespun ribbons.

A valance makes a lovely lace-trimmed gag, and seasonal candles add just the right touch of lavender to nipples.

Ed Anger

#27583
June 05, 2013, 12:16:04 PM
And have pie afterwards.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

fhdz

#27584
June 05, 2013, 12:19:50 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 05, 2013, 12:14:39 PM
Quote from: fahdiz on June 05, 2013, 12:11:42 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 05, 2013, 12:09:28 PM
Hell, I'd fuck her.  Even at her age, I bet she can ride like Secretariat.

Concur. Plus you could tie her up with her own homespun ribbons.

A valance makes a lovely lace-trimmed gag, and seasonal candles add just the right touch of lavender to nipples.

:lol:
and the horse you rode in on
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