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11B4V

#26805
May 15, 2013, 05:08:26 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 15, 2013, 05:07:30 PM
WHO INVITED THE DAME INTO OUR CLUBHOUSE?

:lol:
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

Ed Anger

#26806
May 15, 2013, 05:09:37 PM
I can't stroll around in my underwear anymore.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

11B4V

#26807
May 15, 2013, 07:20:05 PM
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

Admiral Yi

#26808
May 15, 2013, 07:24:45 PM
 :lmfao:

sbr

#26809
May 15, 2013, 09:17:56 PM
 :lol:

fhdz

#26810
May 15, 2013, 09:18:30 PM
 :lol:
and the horse you rode in on

CountDeMoney

#26811
May 15, 2013, 09:19:57 PM
Pseudo-athletes.

Razgovory

#26812
May 15, 2013, 11:50:09 PM
I just read a book on Stalin, so this chimerical seemed really funny to me for some reason.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4flaIp411E
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

DGuller

#26813
May 15, 2013, 11:56:29 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 15, 2013, 11:50:09 PM
I just read a book on Stalin, so this chimerical seemed really funny to me for some reason.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4flaIp411E
:lol:

Liep

#26814
May 16, 2013, 05:40:25 AM
My company firmly secured the last position on a list of 200 biggest companies' image despite having the best precision in a decade. Apparently, breaking the confidentiality law, incompetence in buying new trains, manipulating statistics for employees wages to make them look bad in the public, and generally being asshats isn't good policy.

Who would've thought?
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

Liep

#26815
May 16, 2013, 05:46:54 AM
In better news, the Copenhagen Carnival has new commercials on the backs of many buses. I'm sure they'll be Languish approved. Included is neat little pun, but I'm not sure how to translate it.

"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

derspiess

#26816
May 16, 2013, 08:15:02 AM
I thought they already lost their asswipe back in March LOLZ

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/may/16/venezuela-toilet-paper-shortage-50m
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Brazen

#26817
May 16, 2013, 08:21:58 AM
"Beware, the rear end swings out!"  :lol:

Ed Anger

#26818
May 16, 2013, 08:48:20 AM
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

garbon

#26819
May 16, 2013, 08:57:05 AM
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.
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